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index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css"/>
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js"></script>
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style>
<body>
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg);">
<scene id="scene1">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">One lazy morning</tspan>
</label>
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line stroke="green">
<point x="0" y="0"></point>
<point x="250" y="20"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-5,117|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|-1,59">
<bubble t="translate(9,11)" pose="0,0|-20,10|-81,49|19,66|-21,145|-73,109">
<tspan x="0" y="-3em">You know our new</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">TeamCity build farm?</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">I've asked Lego</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">to build SSD blocks</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">so we could</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">replace racks</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">with</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="5em">DUPLO</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="6em">it's so cool</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|18,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|-14,24|-36,69|27,28|8,72|-35,93">
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">We could</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">install</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Drupal and</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">call it...</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">Druplo</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene2">
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line stroke="green">
<point x="0" y="0"></point>
<point x="250" y="20"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-1,114|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|13,83">
<bubble t="translate(-3,0)" pose="0,0|-12,22|-83,104|45,-9|-37,152|-58,162">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">don't you dare suggest</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">we run PERL on it.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">The spirits of Ballmer and</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">Gates would <tspan fill="red">torment</tspan> me</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">for the rest of eternity</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|13,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|7,33|14,66|-63,30|-52,62|-94,113">
<tspan x="0" y="1em">of course not.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">I'd replace Teamcity</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em" fill="red">with a Perl script</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene3">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">A few months later</tspan>
</label>
<actor t="translate(209,4) rotate(2)" pose="-41,48|-10,105|0,88|0,78|0,68|0,48|-5,23|-10,-2|5,23|10,-2|-11,70|-4,54|17,86|-4,110">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|-13,24|-29,52|-86,-4|-99,79|-165,70">
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">So Nathan finally</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">recovered.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">I wonder if I should</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">tell him uDeploy</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">now runs off of</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="5em" fill="red">my Android phone?</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
</div>
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