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"""
Bitch(es) better have my money.

Instructions:
- Fill in TOTAL, SUBTOTAL, SHARED, and PEOPLE
- Run this script
- Profit
"""

TOTAL = <TOTAL>

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// A Terraform settings block.
terraform {
  backend "remote" {
    // Point to the Terraform Enterprise cluster.
    hostname = "my-terraform-enterprise-cluster.io"

    // Name of team’s Organization in Terraform Enterprise.
    organization = "my-organization”
    workspaces {
      // Name of the Workspace created from above.

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// A Terraform resource that creates a Terraform Enterprise Workspace.
resource "tfe_workspace" "my_workspace" {
  name = "my-workspace"

  // Name of team’s Organization in Terraform Enterprise.
  organization = "my-organization"

  vcs_repo {
    identifier = "my-git-repo"
  }

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// A Terraform settings block.
terraform {
  backend "s3" {
    // Name of the S3 bucket to store state in.
    bucket = "my-bucket"
 
    // The Terraform state’s key in the bucket.
    key = "path/to/my/key"
    
    // Enable AES-256 server-side encryption for Terraform state.

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// A Jenkins Pipeline definition.
pipeline {
    stages {
        stage('Deploy Infrastructure') {
            steps {
                // Go into the Terraform directory.
                dir("${WORKSPACE}/path/to/my/terraform") {
                    ansiColor('xterm') {
                        // Apply infrastructure changes.
                        sh "terraform apply -auto-approve"

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const diffProps = (before, after) => (
  Object.keys(after).map(k => before[k] !== after[k] ? {[k]: [before[k], after[k]]} : null).filter(x => x)
);

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// Native JS
function validateSignature(token, url, parameters = {}, files = {}, signature) {
  // sort the POST fields first and add them to the url
  const paramKeys = Object.keys(parameters).sort();
  const paramStr = paramKeys.reduce((acc, paramName) => {
    return acc + paramName + parameters[paramName];
  }, '');

  // sort the files by field name and add their SHA1 sums to the URL
  const fileKeys = Object.keys(files).sort();

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kubectl get pods -a | grep Evicted | awk '{print $1}' | xargs kubectl delete pod

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am cooltoast on github.
• I am cooltoast (https://keybase.io/cooltoast) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASBhjUqImZN1YcVLvNFXs3ahQUvszjm4ZPJwQhWlaZAlAQo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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/**
 * Credit to https://stackoverflow.com/a/29696509
 */
const isMobileSafari = () => {
  const ua = window.navigator.userAgent;
  const iOS = ua.match(/iPad/i) || ua.match(/iPhone/i);
  const webkit = ua.match(/WebKit/i);
  return iOS && webkit && !ua.match(/CriOS/i);
};