divine_animation_generator.py

#Establish a bit of chaos
import random

#Establish a bit of order
LIGHT_GODS = True
DARK_GODS  = False
DIVINE_MAP = {True: 'Light', False: 'Dark'}
CELESTIAL_ODDS = (-20, 20)
COMMANDMENTS_LIST = [ 'Praise be to the {divine_order} Gods, begin your quest on frame {offering}.',
                      'For the {divine_order} Gods looked down and saw the animation, and it started on frame {offering}. It was okay.' ]

#Roll dem dices
tribute_amount = random.randint(CELESTIAL_ODDS[0], CELESTIAL_ODDS[-1])
tribute_direction = tribute_amount >= 0

#Let'em know
print COMMANDMENTS_LIST[random.randint(0, len(COMMANDMENTS_LIST)-1)].format( divine_order=DIVINE_MAP[tribute_direction], offering=tribute_amount)

#Hmmm...I should get back to work.