annoy_jackson.rb

# HAIL RUBY

# My response to https://github.com/JacksonGariety/jesus
# Authentication configured through environment variables, per http://rdoc.info/gems/twitter.

require 'twitter'
require 'teller'

loop do
  Twitter.unfollow("JacksonGariety")
  Teller.tell("Unfollowed Jackson")
  sleep(1)
  Twitter.follow("JacksonGariety")
  Teller.tell("Followed him again.")
  sleep(5)
end

@kenkeiter Ran into some rate limits, so just added it as a cron job to run every x minutes.

I love that it uses a fork of my own notification gem to let you know that I'm being pissed off.

The goal was to can as much pissoff as I could into 16 (now 14) lines of code.