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Fuck You PHP
/**
* fUCK yOU php
*
* @craig552uk
*/
<?php
You echo to the browser, not to std out.
So I hunt for bugs in XHRs or (here or (there about))
foreach $user['input'] I test isset() and then is_null(),
Why do you make me do this when I read a variable?
Fuck you PHP, why do you do these things to me?
$_FUCK_YOU_PHP, you make coding such a misery.
?>
<?php
Your 'namespace_is' => $polluted, full of so much crap.
You claim to be Object::Oriented(), but your claim is just a trap.
There are Errors() and Exceptions(), which are different, but the same.
Exceptions become Errors when uncaught... it hurts( $My->Brain )
I say fuck_you(PHP), why do you do these things to me?
$fuck.$you.$PHP, you make coding such a misery.
?>
<?php
Yes, you have some frameworks which mask most of the $rot.
But how poor to be 'a language that\'s unsafe' without that lot.
for all the devs that worked with you, in their early days.
foreach and every website with your 'unpatched' => 'vunerabilities'
I say $fuck you PHP, why do you do_these_things_to me?
$_FUCK['you'] = 'PHP', you make coding such a misery.
?>
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vegaskev commented Apr 19, 2018

How has nobody commented on how hilarious this is? @craig552uk you made this two years ago....you deserve some recognition for your creativity.

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