Load jQuery without using conditional comments.

loadjquery.js

if('querySelector' in document
  && 'localStorage' in window
  && 'addEventListener' in window) {
  // Add jQuery 2.0+
  document.write('<script src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"><\/script>')
} else {
  // Add jQuery 1.9.0+
  document.write('<script src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.1/jquery.min.js"><\/script>')
}