Pythonic_lament.py

# A Pythonic Lament
__author__ =  "Mike Widner"

'''
The circumstances
'''
def bemoan():
        print('Alas!')
our_lives_must = ['end']
the_suffering = [True]        # Read as "the suff'ring"
she = 'loves you'
love = 'a string of memories'
alone = bemoan
alas = alone

'''
The lament
'''
for poetry in the_suffering:
        bemoan()
for variables in our_lives_must:
        pass
if None and 1 or 1 and None:
        alone()
if love.split() or she.replace('you', ''):
        alas()
try:
        the_suffering.escape() and love.admit()
except:
        for one_day in our_lives_must:
                quit()