impeach_trump.js

/* 
IMPEACHMENT SCRIPT 
Author: The American People with a conscious 
*/
var candidate = candidates.getLeastQualified()
var POTUS = new POTUS(candidate)

If(POTUS.name=="trump"){
   // send to hell 
   thisIsHell(POTUS);
} else {
   // continue as normal 
   var gov = new Government();
   gov.rollbackRacistsExecOrders();
   gov.restartACA();
}
 // recursive loop 
function thisIsHell(_POTUS){ 
   // send to hell again, again and again 
   thisIsHell(_POTUS);
}