gistfile1.txt

from socketIO_client import SocketIO
import re, random

### The basics:

# Messages FROM meatspace are a nested dict in the form

# {u'chat': 
#    {u'value': 
#       {u'media': 
#         u'data:image/gif;base64,<wow    so base64   such text-string>', 
#         u'message': '<witicism here>', 
#         u'ttl': 600000, 
#         u'created': 1385499795344, 
#         u'fingerprint': u'93d944673197120b6d611d3014d81949'
#       }, 
#     u'key': u'1385499795344!f72be0da-83d7-4bff-8c6e-562928ae6162'
#    }
# }

# Messages TO meatspace are a dict in the form
# {'apiKey': APIKEY, # From Edna
#  'message': REPLY, # String
#  'picture': B64_HEADER+B64_DATA, # "data:image/gif;base64,"+ b64 string
#  'fingerprint': FINGERPRINT # Generate your own unique fingerprint; MD5 hash the filename or whatevs
# }

# Variables
FINGERPRINT = ""
B64_HEADER  = "data:image/gif;base64,"
LIVE = True

# Match strings for the inbound messages
# Bots
M8      = "Magic ?M(eat|8)ball"
FROGE   = "Froge of Procrastinat"
# Easter eggs
FOX     = "What does the foxe? say"
AG      = "Animated Gif"
ERROR   = "Error Message"

# API Key, Fingerprints, b64 data, and pre-fab messages are all stored in the file system
def line_from_file(filename, query_type = "random"):
    data = [ line.rstrip() for line in open(filename) if not line.isspace() ]
    
    query_type = query_type.lower()
    if (query_type == "all"):
        return data # Return file as an array
    elif (query_type == "string"):
        return "".join(data) # Return file as a string
    elif (query_type == "first"):
        return data[0] # Return first line
    elif (query_type == "random" or query_type == "rand"):
        return random.choice(data) # Return random line

# Switch servers
if (LIVE):
    ADDRESS = 'https://chat.meatspac.es'
    APIKEY  = line_from_file("chat-meatspace-api", "first")
else:
    ADDRESS = 'http://chat-staging.meatspac.es'
    APIKEY  = line_from_file("chat-staging-meatspace-api", "first")

# Let the wild rumpus begin...
class Bot(object):

    def __init__(self):

        print "Listening to %s" % ADDRESS
        with SocketIO(ADDRESS) as socketIO_listen:
            socketIO_listen.on('message', self.on_message)
            socketIO_listen.wait()

    # Listen to meatspace
    def on_message(self, *args):

        data = args[0]
        message = data['chat']['value']['message']
        key = data['chat']['key']

        # Reply
        def send_message():
            SocketIO(ADDRESS).emit('message', {
                'apiKey': APIKEY,
                'message': REPLY,
                'picture': B64_HEADER+B64_DATA,
                'fingerprint': FINGERPRINT })

        # Each 'if' statement is a string match
        if re.search(M8, message, re.IGNORECASE):
            REPLY = line_from_file("meatball-answers.txt", "random")
            FINGERPRINT = line_from_file("meatball-fingerprint.txt", "first")
            B64_DATA = line_from_file("meatball.b64", "string")

            print "M8:", message, "/", REPLY
            send_message()

        elif re.search(FROGE, message, re.IGNORECASE):
            B64_DATA = line_from_file("frog.gif.b64", "string")
            FINGERPRINT = line_from_file("froge-fingerprint.txt", "first")

            if re.search("remember", message, re.IGNORECASE):
                message = re.sub('.*remember\s*', "", message, re.IGNORECASE)
                froge_file = open("froge-data.txt", 'a+')
                froge_file.write(message+"\n")

                REPLY = "The Froge hears and obeys."
            else:
                REPLY = line_from_file("froge-headers.txt", "random")+" | "+line_from_file("froge-data.txt", "random")

            print "FROGE:", message, "/", REPLY
            send_message()

        elif re.search(FOX, message, re.IGNORECASE):
            B64_DATA = line_from_file("fox.gif.b64", "string")
            FINGERPRINT = line_from_file("fox-fingerprint.txt", "first")
            REPLY = "The fox says \""+line_from_file("quotes.txt", "random")+"\""

            print "FOX:", message, "/", REPLY
            send_message()

        elif re.search(AG, message, re.IGNORECASE):
            img_name, B64_DATA = line_from_file("img_archive.b64", "random").split(":")
            FINGERPRINT = line_from_file("ag-fingerprint.txt", "first")
            REPLY = ""

            print "AG:", message, "/", REPLY, img_name
            send_message()

        elif re.search(ERROR, message, re.IGNORECASE):
            B64_DATA = line_from_file("oops.gif.b64", "string")
            FINGERPRINT = line_from_file("error-fingerprint.txt", "first")
            REPLY = line_from_file("error-haiku.txt", "random")

            print "ERROR:", message, "/", REPLY
            send_message()

if __name__ == '__main__':
    bot = Bot()

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