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AI LLM Story writing from LHK_DPO_v1 in response to a prompt from the Edward Bulwer Lytton contest
Model: https://huggingface.co/HanNayeoniee/LHK_DPO_v1
Prompt: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2020
As he slowly shadowed the white Amazon Prime van down Midvale Drive in the Fresno suburbs on a sweltering July afternoon,
Nigel “Cutthroat” Hawkins thought back over his career —fastboating along the Somali coast, broadcasting at 50,000 watts
from international waters just off the Isle of Man, running half a million counterfeit “Bourne Identity” DVDs out of
Hong Kong—and had but a single question: is this really what piracy has come to?
To be sure, Nigel had long ago left behind the golden age of high-seas marauding, with its grandiloquent names and
dashing code of conduct. No more Captain Morgan Hawkins, fearsome terror of the Spanish Main. No more romantic
buccaneering, with its cutlasses, grog, and the occasional mermaid. But the notion that he would end up a parcel
courier, chauffeuring low-grade electronics and cheap paperbacks through the blighted outskirts of California’s
Central Valley, was more than he could stomach.
It wasn’t always like this, he reflected bitterly. In the early days, he’d been a true pirate captain, a man of
action. But after his arrest in the Seychelles and the subsequent collapse of his multimillion-dollar “arrangement”
with a wealthy Dutch banker, the only job offers that came his way had been increasingly absurd. He’d worked as a
bodyguard for a Mexican cartel, ferried contraband cigarettes across the Norwegian border, even been courted by some
truly sinister characters who wanted him to pilot an ill-defined but clearly illegal cargo across the Pacific. But
this Amazon van gig, this was the end, the final indignity.
To make matters worse, the cargo he knew was in the back was the most ignominious of all. There was nothing of the old
pirate romance in delivering used adult diapers, overpriced self-help books, and the latest season of “The Bachelor”—on
DVD, of course, because Amazon wouldn’t stoop so low as to actually stream pirated content, not with its shiny new
Whole Foods and HQ2 ambitions. No, it had to be the physical media, the lowliest of low-rent bootlegging, and that
was somehow fitting, a perverse joke of cosmic proportion.
But Nigel Hawkins, born a pirate and a loner, was not yet ready to accept his ignominious fate. The van had just
turned down a grubby side street, and as he trailed after it he was already plotting his escape, plotting his return
to the world of real piracy, and plotting vengeance against the forces, whatever they were, that had reduced him to this.
In the weeks that followed, a series of fortunate encounters reacquainted him with certain unsavory individuals who
still remembered his piratical past, or who, like himself, had been victims of the same mysterious forces. A rickety
alliance was formed, and the newly united band dedicated itself to discovering the nature of their common enemy and,
if at all possible, undoing the damage that had been done.
Their initial attempts at investigation were unsuccessful, and it wasn’t long before the group’s members began to
question their own sanity. The consensus, however, was that the insanity was collective, and had a real origin.
A breakthrough came when they stumbled upon a trove of ancient knowledge that had somehow been preserved in a
forgotten corner of our contemporary world. To their shock and dismay, they found that all the seemingly disparate
circumstances of their lives were inextricably intertwined with the grand struggle between the forces of Darkness
and those of Light. It was a struggle as old as the universe, and they realized that their own misfortunes were
but the smallest pieces of a much larger puzzle, a puzzle that had been deliberately obscured and distorted by
their new foes.
This revelation, while daunting, served to unite the misfits more effectively. They were, after all, a band of
misfits who, despite their lowly origins, had each in their own way been a force to be reckoned with in the past,
and who still harbored latent talents. They set about the task of gathering allies and devising a counter-attack.
The newfound camaraderie and sense of shared purpose gave them strength, and they began to regain some of the
self-confidence that had been eroded away by years of disappointment, degradation, and fear.
The rebels discovered that the Darkness they faced was the product of a fallen angel, a being of immense power
that fed upon misery, despair, anger, and hatred. This angel had been banished millennia ago, but a fragment of
its essence had survived in the form of an artifact, a relic of unimaginable potency. In recent times, it had
been re-discovered, and now its dark magicks were being amplified by a small but insidious cabal of sorcerers.
The cabal was led by a woman of great charisma, but whose heart had been turned black by the corruptive influence
of the Darkness. They were attempting to bring about the end of the world, believing that only through chaos and
destruction could a new order be forged.
The group of misfits, now calling themselves the Dawn Walkers, forged alliances with those they encountered who
shared their hatred for the Darkness and their determination to resist the impending apocalypse. Together, they
gathered intelligence, sought out ancient lore and legendary artifacts, and trained in the use of arcane knowledge
and long-forgotten martial disciplines. They had few illusions of grandeur; they did not expect to triumph easily,
or to make the world a better place in the process. They were simply fighting to stave off total destruction, to
prevent their own defeat and demise, and to deny the triumph of the evil that had been unleashed.
Their efforts, however daunting, began to bear fruit. They unearthed ancient spells, deciphered cryptic texts, and
found new ways to channel their own latent abilities. They came to understand that the very essence of their misfit
status, their marginalization and marginal talents, were the very traits that made them uniquely suited to resist
the Darkness. For while the Darkness thrived on the collective miseries of the masses, it was the individuals who
lived on the fringes of society, who embraced their differences, and who were unafraid to be themselves, that had
the resilience to resist the corruption and the strength to wield the spells that might turn the tide against the Darkness.
The Dawn Walkers persevered, their numbers swelling, their strength and resolve growing. They infiltrated the cabal,
gathering intelligence and striking treacherous blows. They sought out other relics of power, assembling a formidable
arsenal of magic and martial might. And gradually, the tide began to turn in their favor. Confidence grew, as did
their resolve, and they pressed their advantage, striking at the very heart of the Darkness. And though they did not
triumph unscathed, and many fell in the struggle, ultimately they succeeded in breaking the cabal's power, shattering
the Darkness' influence upon the world, and driving the fallen angel's essence back to the depths from which it had come.
The world changed irrevocably in the aftermath of the Darkness' fall. The Dawn Walkers, having brought light and hope
back into the world, were now hailed as heroes. They emerged from the shadows, stepping into the spotlight of adoration.
But though they reveled in the joy of their people's redemption, they understood well the dangers lurking just beyond
the fringe. They knew that in the face of oppression, those on the margins would always bear the greatest burdens, and
that vigilance was the price of freedom.
So it was they chose not to let their newfound glory consume them, but rather to use it as a means to an end. They
channeled their newfound influence to ensure the rights of misfits and the downtrodden, giving a voice to those who
might otherwise have been silenced. In time, they became the champions of the marginalized, the guardians of freedom,
the Dawn Walkers. And in the darkest of times, when the world again teeters on the brink of chaos, they will rise once
more, to walk the paths they tread so long ago, and rekindle the dawn.
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