Post as Q on any vichan/OpenIB/infinity/Tinyboard-based imageboard

Trust the scam.php

<?php

/* Post as Q in vichan/OpenIB. As r00t, put this in inc/instance-config.php.
 * Works on any imageboard based on 8chan's software. lol */
event_handler("post", function($post) {
    global $mod;
    // Q's actual tripcode, per QANON.PUB
    @define("Q_TRIPCODE", "!!Hs1Jq13jV6");

    //                               ...Or whatever condition you want.
    if $mod["id"] == 1 /* admin */ && $post["tripcode"] == "#postAsQ" {
      $post["tripcode"] = Q_TRIPCODE;
    // Uh-oh...someone who's not on admin account is somehow posting as Q...
    } else if $post["tripcode"] == Q_TRIPCODE {
        return false; // Drop their post. Actually, we could put it in a "queue" and
                      // decide whether or not to post it at our leisure. Doing so is
                      // an exercise left to the grifter.
    }
});

// QAnon really believes my shitty software is more secure than GnuPG or Bitcoin.
// Give me a fucking break, I suck at web development, that's why I make fonts/font
// editors now, nerds.  凸(¬‿¬) 凸

?>