hello_wolrd_and_F_YOU_!!!!!!!.py

# my poetry #serial_number_is_a_concept_irreleant_to_me_atm
#
# 01:02 am Sep 25th 2021
# he/him
# Person from Taipei, Taiwan @Berlin, Germany
#
# This is poetry, not prod code.
# BACK OFF!!! coding cops
#
# This whole thing can be beta-or-alpha reduced (or whatever it's called)
# If you are failiar with functional programming
# e.g. any Lisp or Haskell or OCaml or ...


import sys
from functools import reduce


this_is_where_lisp_shines = map(
    lambda inner_voice: setattr(sys.modules[__name__], inner_voice, True),
    [
        'TWO_FULL_BOTTLES_OF_WINE_DOWN_ONTO_THE_3RD',
        'IS_THE_99999th_LONELY_FRIDAY_NIGHT',
        'IS_A_EMACS_USER',
        'LIFE_IS_A_TOTAL_FAILURE_IN_ALL_ASPECTS',
        'AM_SAD_AND_FRUSTRATED_AND_LONELY_AND_DEPRESSED',
        'NO_ONE_REALLY_CARES',
        'FOR_WHATEVER_REASON_MY_FAMILY_AND_PYTHON_ARE_NOT_TOTAL_LETDOWNS',
        'I_AM_GRATEFUL_TO_HAVE_THEM',
        'ALSO_GRATEFUL_FOR_CATS_AND_TRUE_JAZZ_AND_ANGRY_ROCK',
        'AND_EVERYDAY_KINDNESS_FROM_PEOPLE',
        'AND_I_AM_PHISICALLY_HEALTHY',
        'BUT_THESE_DO_NOT_HELP',
        'I_DO_NOT_CARE_IF_I_SOUND_LIKE_A_TEENGAER_NEEDS_TO_GET_LAID',
        'GODS_KNOWS_MY_SUFFER_IS_REAL',
        'I_DO_NOT_THINK_GOD_OR_BUDDHA_CARES',
        'I_DO_NOT_CARE_IF_GODS_EXIST',
    ]
)


CHANCE_OF_GOOD_THINGS_HAPPENING = 1e-29
CHANCE_OF_SHIT_HAPPENING = 1 - 1e-23
# ^ from authoritarian regimes to racism to my own personal pains
#
# the space between "1 - 1e-23" and "1e-29"
# is called "reason to live"
# or sometimes
# "hope"
#
MY_HUMBLE_EXPECTATION = 0.8
TIME_I_HAVE_IN_THIS_WOLRD = 9999999


def am_happy() -> bool:
    return CHANCE_OF_GOOD_THINGS_HAPPENING >= MY_HUMBLE_EXPECTATION


def am_sad() -> bool:
    return CHANCE_OF_SHIT_HAPPENING <= MY_HUMBLE_EXPECTATION


def am_a_happy_person() -> bool:
    return reduce(
        lambda happy, sad: happy and not sad,
        map(lambda _: (am_happy(), am_sad()),
            [i_ for i_ in range(TIME_I_HAVE_IN_THIS_WOLRD)]))


def hello_frustrations():
    return not am_a_happy_person()


if __name__ == '__main__':
    [i_am_ok_with_this for i_am_ok_with_this in this_is_where_lisp_shines]
    # BTW... Java as a language itself is OKAY,
    # JUST its eco system and its toolchain are ""THE""" closest manifestos
    # of the fact that humans are DOOMed.
    #
    # I am so sorry Java... I wish I were stong enough to help...
    # It's not ur fault.
    #
    # HUMANS ARE SHIT !!!!!!! WORST EVER!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
    #
    # Why most Java language core people were lisper in their previous lives?
    # HAHA! FUNNY! (laughing in sarcastic tears...)

    assert TWO_FULL_BOTTLES_OF_WINE_DOWN_ONTO_THE_3RD and \
        IS_THE_99999th_LONELY_FRIDAY_NIGHT and \
        IS_A_EMACS_USER and \
        LIFE_IS_A_TOTAL_FAILURE_IN_ALL_ASPECTS and \
        AM_SAD_AND_FRUSTRATED_AND_LONELY_AND_DEPRESSED and \
        NO_ONE_REALLY_CARES and \
        FOR_WHATEVER_REASON_MY_FAMILY_AND_PYTHON_ARE_NOT_TOTAL_LETDOWNS and \
        I_AM_GRATEFUL_TO_HAVE_THEM and \
        ALSO_GRATEFUL_FOR_CATS_AND_TRUE_JAZZ_AND_ANGRY_ROCK and \
        AND_EVERYDAY_KINDNESS_FROM_PEOPLE and \
        AND_I_AM_PHISICALLY_HEALTHY and \
        BUT_THESE_DO_NOT_HELP and \
        I_DO_NOT_CARE_IF_I_SOUND_LIKE_A_TEENGAER_NEEDS_TO_GET_LAID and \
        GODS_KNOWS_MY_SUFFER_IS_REAL and \
        I_DO_NOT_THINK_GOD_OR_BUDDHA_CARES and \
        I_DO_NOT_CARE_IF_GODS_EXIST

    # ^
    # Please forgive me, Jedi (Python).
    # I am really sorry, these will all be added during runtime.
    # I understand you cannot agree with these,
    # and I know ur trying ur best to understand these.
    # Just trust me.
    # For better or worse, always know this;
    # I love you.
    # Sincerely.

    assert hello_frustrations()