Deep Thought Simulator

DeepThoughtSimulator.php

<?php
class DeepThoughtSimulator
{
    public function getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything()
    {
        sleep(7500000 * 365.24219 * 24 * 60 * 60);
        return 42;
    }

    public function __call($name, $arguments)
    {
        return $this->getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything();
    }

    public function __get($name)
    {
        return $this->getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything();
    }

    public function __invoke()
    {
        return $this->getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything();
    }
}

DeepThoughtSimulator.py

import time

class DeepThoughtSimulator(object):
    def getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything(self):
        try:
            time.sleep(7500000 * 365.24219 * 24 * 60 * 60)
        except KeyboardInterrupt:
            print("Okay, it doesn't have to take so long")
        return 42

    def __getattr__(self, name):
        return self.getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything()
        
    def __call__(self, *args, **kwargs):
        return self.getAnswerToTheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything()