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example.txt
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people of Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the strong folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt prayers go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My heartfelt thoughts go out to the strong folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the brave folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong folks in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers go out to the brave folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere prayers go out to the strong people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people of Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people of Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people of Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the strong folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the strong folks of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the strong people of Paris #hashplatitudes
My most sincere thoughts go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers go out to the brave people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt prayers go out to the strong folks in Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong folks of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave folks in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts go out to the strong folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our heartfelt thoughts go out to the strong folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the brave folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers and thoughts go out to the strong people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the brave folks of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the brave people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the brave people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the strong folks in Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the strong folks of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere prayers go out to the strong people of San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the brave folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts and prayers go out to the strong people of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the brave folks of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people in San Bernardino #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people in Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people of Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the brave people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the strong people in Paris #hashplatitudes
Our most sincere thoughts go out to the strong people of Savannah #hashplatitudes
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huckabee.py
import random
def bullshit(list):
init = random.choice(list)
out = [init]
while len(list) > 1 and random.randrange(2) == 0:
list = [x for x in list if x != out[-1]]
out.append(random.choice(list))
if len(out) == 1:
return out[0]
elif len(out) == 2:
return ' and '.join(out)
return ', '.join(out[:-1] + ['and ' + out[-1]])
c = random.choice
who = 'My', 'Our'
platmods = 'heartfelt', 'most sincere'
plat = 'prayers', 'thoughts'
recipmod = 'brave', 'strong'
recip = 'people', 'folks'
recipt = 'of', 'in'
location = 'San Bernardino', 'Paris', 'Savannah'
for i in xrange(100):
tweet = '%s %s %s go out to the %s %s %s %s #hashplatitudes' % (c(who), c(platmods), bullshit(plat), c(recipmod), c(recip), c(recipt), c(location))
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