Snazzy-compatible json of Cards Against Humanity's Base Set. Licensed under BY-NC-SA 4.0.

us.json

{
	"responses": [
		["\"Tweeting.\""],
		["(I am doing Kegels right now.)"],
		["10,000 Syrian refugees"],
		["100% Pure New Zealand"],
		["2 Girls 1 Cup"],
		["400 years of colonial atrocities"],
		["50 mg of Zoloft daily"],
		["50,000 volts straight to the nipples"],
		["72 virgins"],
		["8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin"],
		["A bag of magic beans"],
		["A balanced breakfast"],
		["A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings"],
		["A big black dick"],
		["A big hoopla about nothing"],
		["A bird that shits human turds"],
		["A bit of slap and tickle"],
		["A bitch slap"],
		["A bleached arsehole"],
		["A bleached asshole"],
		["A Bop It™"],
		["A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth"],
		["A brain tumor"],
		["A brain tumour"],
		["A bucket of fish heads"],
		["A can of whoop-ass"],
		["A caress of the inner thigh"],
		["A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette"],
		["A cat with... hands"],
		["A cherry-wood spanking bench"],
		["A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it"],
		["A clandestine butt scratch"],
		["A cooler full of organs"],
		["A copy of Bedside Hitler"],
		["A crucifixion"],
		["A cute, fuzzy koala, but it has chlamydia"],
		["A death ray"],
		["A decent fucking Internet connection"],
		["A defective condom"],
		["A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone"],
		["A didgeridildo"],
		["A disappointing birthday party"],
		["A drive-by shooting"],
		["A fair go"],
		["A falcon with a cap on its head"],
		["A fanny fart"],
		["A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber"],
		["A fat bald man from the internet"],
		["A fetus"],
		["A five-litre goon bag"],
		["A Fleshlight"],
		["A Fleshlight®"],
		["A foetus"],
		["A foul mouth"],
		["A fuck-ton of almonds"],
		["A fuck-tonne of almonds"],
		["A gassy antelope"],
		["A gentle caress of the inner thigh"],
		["A ginger's freckled ballsack"],
		["A good sniff"],
		["A good, strong gorilla"],
		["A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air"],
		["A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato"],
		["A Gypsy curse"],
		["A hairless little shitstain named Callou"],
		["A Halal Snack Pack"],
		["A hen night in Slough"],
		["A homoerotic volleyball montage"],
		["A horde of Vikings"],
		["A hot mess"],
		["A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it"],
		["A Japanese whaling operation"],
		["A LAN party"],
		["A lifetime of sadness"],
		["A literal tornado of fire"],
		["A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs"],
		["A live studio audience"],
		["A look-see"],
		["A low standard of living"],
		["A mad cow"],
		["A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women"],
		["A man of means by no means"],
		["A man on the brink of orgasm"],
		["A mating display"],
		["A Mexican"],
		["A micropenis"],
		["A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties"],
		["A middle-aged man on roller skates"],
		["A mime having a stroke"],
		["A moment of silence"],
		["A monkey smoking a cigar"],
		["A mopey zoo lion"],
		["A much younger woman"],
		["A murder most foul"],
		["A neglected Tamagotchi™"],
		["A nice cup of tea"],
		["A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love"],
		["A pineapple with chlamydia"],
		["A posh wank"],
		["A prayer bouquet"],
		["A pyramid of severed heads"],
		["A really cool hat"],
		["A robust mongoloid"],
		["A sad god with a shit-covered pair of nipples"],
		["A sad handjob"],
		["A salad for men that's made of metal"],
		["A salty surprise"],
		["A sassy black woman"],
		["A sausage festival"],
		["A saxophone solo"],
		["A sea of troubles"],
		["A shark!"],
		["A sick burnout"],
		["A sick wombat"],
		["A sickly child-king"],
		["A six-point plan to stop the boats"],
		["A slab of VB and a pack of durries"],
		["a slightly used tampon"],
		["A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis"],
		["A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes"],
		["A soggy Sao"],
		["A spastic nerd"],
		["A stingray barb through the chest"],
		["A stray pube"],
		["A subscription to Men's Fitness"],
		["A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee"],
		["A surprisingly low amount of prison rape"],
		["A swift hoog to the face"],
		["A thermonuclear detonation"],
		["A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison"],
		["A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal"],
		["A Tim Hortons franchise"],
		["A time travel paradox"],
		["A tiny horse"],
		["A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele"],
		["A tribe of warrior women"],
		["A vagina that tastes like the bathroom floors at Tom's Diner"],
		["A vajazzled vagina"],
		["A vastly superior healthcare system"],
		["A vindaloo poo"],
		["A web of lies"],
		["A wheelchair death race"],
		["A white ethnostate"],
		["A white van man"],
		["A whole thing of butter"],
		["A windmill full of corpses"],
		["A wisecracking terrorist"],
		["A zesty breakfast burrito"],
		["Aaron Burr"],
		["Abstinence"],
		["Academy Award winner Meryl Streep"],
		["Accepting the way things are"],
		["Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie"],
		["Active listening"],
		["Actually giving a shit"],
		["Actually taking candy from a baby"],
		["Adderall™"],
		["Adult Friendfinder"],
		["Advice from a wise, old black man"],
		["African children"],
		["Agriculture"],
		["AIDS"],
		["Alcohol poisoning"],
		["Alcoholism"],
		["Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"],
		["All four prongs of an echidna's penis"],
		["All my gentleman suitors"],
		["all pants are half off today"],
		["All the dudes I've fucked"],
		["All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99"],
		["All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99"],
		["Altar boys"],
		["America"],
		["American Gladiators"],
		["Americanization"],
		["Amputees"],
		["An AK-47 assault rifle"],
		["An AK-47"],
		["An AR-15 assault rifle"],
		["An argument with Richard Dawkins"],
		["An Army of smack heads with HIV infected needles"],
		["An ass like two football helmets"],
		["An asymmetric boob job"],
		["An endless stream of diarrhea"],
		["An endless stream of diarrhoea"],
		["An entrenched class system"],
		["An erection that lasts longer than four hours"],
		["An Evening with Michael Buble"],
		["An evil man in evil clothes"],
		["An honest cop with nothing left to lose"],
		["An icepick lobotomy"],
		["An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker"],
		["An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist"],
		["An M16 assault rifle"],
		["An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette"],
		["An Oedipus complex"],
		["An old guy who's almost dead"],
		["An older woman who knows her way around the penis"],
		["An oversized lollipop"],
		["An ugly face"],
		["An unsurprising rash"],
		["An unwanted pregnancy"],
		["An uppercut"],
		["Anal beads"],
		["Announcing that I am about to cum"],
		["Another goddamn vampire movie"],
		["Another surprising Osprey crash"],
		["Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth"],
		["Apologizing"],
		["Arnold Vosloo"],
		["Asians who aren't good at math"],
		["Assless chaps"],
		["Attitude"],
		["Auschwitz"],
		["Australia"],
		["Authentic Mexican cuisine"],
		["Autocannibalism"],
		["AXE Body Spray"],
		["Badger culling"],
		["Ball-by-ball commentary from Richie Benaud"],
		["Balls. Big balls. Really big balls"],
		["Bananas in Pajamas"],
		["Bananas"],
		["Barack Obama"],
		["Barely making $25,000 a year"],
		["Basic trainees"],
		["BATMAN!"],
		["BATMAN!!!"],
		["Battlefield amputations"],
		["Becoming a blueberry"],
		["Bees?"],
		["Being a busy adult with many important things to do"],
		["Being a dick to children"],
		["Being a dinosaur"],
		["Being a hideous beast that no one could love"],
		["Being a motherfucking sorcerer"],
		["Being a woman"],
		["Being able to talk to elephants"],
		["Being back-to-back World War Champions!"],
		["Being black"],
		["Being Canadian"],
		["Being fabulous"],
		["Being fat and stupid"],
		["Being hunted like a fox"],
		["Being marginalised"],
		["Being marginalized"],
		["Being on fire"],
		["Being rich"],
		["Being white"],
		["Benedict Cumberbatch"],
		["Bestiality"],
		["Bill Nye the Science Guy"],
		["Bingeing and purging"],
		["Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath"],
		["Bisexuality"],
		["Bitches"],
		["Black people"],
		["Bling"],
		["Blood fisting"],
		["Blood, toil, tears, and sweat"],
		["Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits"],
		["Blowing up Parliament"],
		["Boat people; half boat, half human"],
		["Bogies"],
		["Bond, James Bond"],
		["Bono"],
		["Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars"],
		["Boogers"],
		["Bosnian chicken farmers"],
		["Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly"],
		["Braiding three penises into a licorice twist"],
		["Braiding three penises into a Twizzler"],
		["Breaking out into song and dance"],
		["Brexit"],
		["Britney Spears at 55"],
		["Brown people"],
		["Bubble butt bottom boys"],
		["Buckfast Tonic Wine"],
		["Bullshitting my ass off"],
		["Burning down the White House"],
		["Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle"],
		["Canada: America's Hat"],
		["Canadian Netflix"],
		["Canned tuna with extra dolphin"],
		["Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit"],
		["Cardi B"],
		["Cards Against Humanity"],
		["Cashed-up bogans"],
		["Casually suggesting a threesome"],
		["Catapults"],
		["Centaurs"],
		["Chainsaws for hands"],
		["Charisma"],
		["Cheating in the Paralympics"],
		["Cheating in the Special Olympics"],
		["Cheeky bum sex"],
		["Chemical weapons"],
		["Child abuse"],
		["Child beauty pageants"],
		["Children on leashes"],
		["Chivalry"],
		["Christopher Walken"],
		["Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch"],
		["Chunks of dead backpacker"],
		["Chunks of dead hitchhiker"],
		["Chunks of dead prostitute"],
		["Chutzpah"],
		["Civilian casualties"],
		["Classist undertones"],
		["Clive Palmer's soft, shitty body"],
		["Clubbing baby seals"],
		["Coat hanger abortions"],
		["Cockasaurus rex: the horniest dinosaur of them all"],
		["Cockfights"],
		["College"],
		["Committing suicide"],
		["Completely unwarranted confidence"],
		["Concealing a boner"],
		["Concealing an erection"],
		["Consensual sex"],
		["Consultants"],
		["Contagious face cancer"],
		["Converting to Islam"],
		["Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers"],
		["Copping a feel"],
		["Cottaging"],
		["Count Chocula"],
		["Court-ordered rehab"],
		["Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza"],
		["Crazy hot cousin sex"],
		["Creed"],
		["Crippling debt"],
		["Crucifixion"],
		["Crumbs all over the bloody carpet"],
		["Crumbs all over the god damn carpet"],
		["Crumpets with the Queen"],
		["Crystal meth"],
		["Cuddling"],
		["Cumming deep inside my best bro"],
		["Customer service representatives"],
		["Cybernetic enhancements"],
		["Dad's funny balls"],
		["Daddies Brown Sauce"],
		["Daddies® Brown Sauce"],
		["Daddy issues"],
		["Daddy's credit card"],
		["Daniel Radcliffe's delicious arsehole"],
		["Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole"],
		["Danny DeVito"],
		["Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control"],
		["Darth Vader"],
		["Date rape"],
		["Dave Matthews Band"],
		["David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning"],
		["David Cameron"],
		["Dead babies"],
		["Dead birds everywhere"],
		["Dead parents"],
		["Deflowering the princess"],
		["Dental dams"],
		["Denying sex to play video games"],
		["Destroying the evidence"],
		["Dick Cheney"],
		["Dick fingers"],
		["Dick pics"],
		["Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends"],
		["Dirty nappies"],
		["Disco Inferno"],
		["Diversity"],
		["Dogging"],
		["Doin' it in the butt"],
		["Doin' it up the bum"],
		["Doing a shit in Pudsey Bear's eyehole"],
		["Doing crimes"],
		["Doing it in the butt"],
		["Doing the right thing"],
		["Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza"],
		["Don Cherry's wardrobe"],
		["Donald J. Trump"],
		["Donald Trump's deleted tweets"],
		["Double rainbows"],
		["Douchebags on their iPhones"],
		["Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr"],
		["Drinking alone"],
		["Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage"],
		["Drinking out of the toilet and eating rubbish"],
		["Dropping a baby down the dunny"],
		["Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up"],
		["Drowning the kids in the bathtub"],
		["Druids"],
		["Drum circles"],
		["Dry heaving"],
		["Dwarf tossing"],
		["Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson"],
		["Dying but miraculously getting brought back to life"],
		["Dying of dysentery"],
		["Dying"],
		["Eastern European Turbo-Folk music"],
		["Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's arsehole"],
		["Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole"],
		["Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale"],
		["Eating an albino"],
		["Eating the last known bison"],
		["Eating too much of a lamp"],
		["Ecstasy"],
		["Ed Balls"],
		["Edible underpants"],
		["Edible underwear"],
		["Egging an MP"],
		["Elderly Japanese men"],
		["Electricity"],
		["Embryonic stem cells"],
		["Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo"],
		["Emma Watson"],
		["Emotions"],
		["England"],
		["Erectile dysfunction"],
		["Establishing dominance"],
		["Eternal awesomeness"],
		["Ethnic cleansing"],
		["Eugenics"],
		["Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein"],
		["Exactly what you'd expect"],
		["Excalibur"],
		["Exchanging pleasantries"],
		["Executing a hostage every hour"],
		["Existentialists"],
		["Exorcism"],
		["Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor"],
		["Explaining how vaginas work"],
		["Explosions"],
		["Extremely tight jeans"],
		["Extremely tight pants"],
		["Extremely tight trousers"],
		["Facebook"],
		["Fading away into nothingness"],
		["Faffing about"],
		["Faith healing"],
		["Fake tits"],
		["FALCON PUNCH!!!"],
		["Famine"],
		["Fancy Feast®"],
		["Farting and walking away"],
		["Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory"],
		["Fear itself"],
		["Feeding Rosie O'Donnell"],
		["Fellowship in Christ"],
		["Fiery poops"],
		["Fiery poos"],
		["Figgy pudding"],
		["Filling my briefcase with business stuff"],
		["Filling my son with spaghetti"],
		["Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away"],
		["Finger painting"],
		["Fingering"],
		["Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog"],
		["Fitting all your blongings into a seabag"],
		["Five litres of Special Brew"],
		["Five-Dollar Footlongs™"],
		["Flash flooding"],
		["Flavored condoms"],
		["Flesh-eating bacteria"],
		["Flightless birds"],
		["Flying saucers"],
		["Flying sex snakes"],
		["Forced sterilisation"],
		["Forced sterilization"],
		["Foreskin"],
		["Forgetting the Alamo"],
		["Former President George W. Bush"],
		["Four Loko"],
		["Fox News"],
		["Fragile masculinity"],
		["Free samples"],
		["Friction"],
		["Friendly fire"],
		["Friends who eat all the snacks"],
		["Friends who eat all your snacks"],
		["Friends with benefits"],
		["Frolicking"],
		["Front butt"],
		["Fucking my sister"],
		["Fucking the weatherman on live television"],
		["Full frontal nudity"],
		["Funky fresh rhymes"],
		["Gandalf"],
		["Gandhi"],
		["Garth Brooks"],
		["Gary Coleman"],
		["Gary Glitter"],
		["Gay animals"],
		["Gay conversion therapy"],
		["Geese"],
		["Genetically engineered super-soldiers"],
		["Genghis Khan"],
		["Genital piercings"],
		["Gentleman's Relish®"],
		["Genuine human connection"],
		["German Chancellor Angela Merkel"],
		["German dungeon porn"],
		["Germans on holiday"],
		["Getting a DUI on a Zamboni"],
		["Getting crushed by a vending machine"],
		["Getting cummed on"],
		["Getting drugs off the street and into my body"],
		["Getting drunk on mouthwash"],
		["Getting fingered"],
		["Getting into a pretty bad car accident"],
		["Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying"],
		["Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland, and dying"],
		["Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying"],
		["Getting naked and watching CBeebies"],
		["Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon"],
		["Getting naked and watching Play School"],
		["Getting pregnant again"],
		["Getting really high"],
		["Getting so angry that you pop a boner"],
		["Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy"],
		["Getting wed, having a few kids, taking some pictures, retiring to the south of France, and dying"],
		["Ghosts"],
		["Girls who shouldn't go wild"],
		["Girls"],
		["Giving 110%"],
		["Giving birth to the Antichrist"],
		["Gladiatorial combat"],
		["Glassing a wanker"],
		["Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards"],
		["Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook"],
		["Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts"],
		["Glenn Beck"],
		["Global warming"],
		["Gloryholes"],
		["Goats eating cans"],
		["Goblins"],
		["God"],
		["GoGurt®"],
		["Going an entire day without masturbating"],
		["Going around sniffing people's armpits"],
		["Golden showers"],
		["Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism"],
		["Grandma"],
		["Grandpa's bald spot"],
		["Grassroots support"],
		["Grave robbing"],
		["Growing a pair"],
		["Guys who don't call"],
		["Haggis"],
		["Half a kilo of pure China White heroin"],
		["Half-assed foreplay"],
		["Harry Potter erotica"],
		["Have some more kugel"],
		["Having a Golden Gaytime"],
		["Having a penis"],
		["Having a shag in the back of a ute"],
		["Having anuses for eyes"],
		["Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them"],
		["Having sex for the first time"],
		["Having sex too soon after giving birth"],
		["Having sex with every man in Winnipeg"],
		["Having sloppy sex as your dog watches"],
		["Heartwarming orphans"],
		["Heath Ledger"],
		["Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis"],
		["Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II"],
		["Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II"],
		["Heritage minutes"],
		["hermaphroditical Italian pictures"],
		["Heroin"],
		["Heteronormativity"],
		["Hillary Clinton's favorite nipple clamps"],
		["Hip hop jewels"],
		["Hipsters"],
		["Historically black colleges"],
		["Hobos"],
		["Holding down a child and farting all over him"],
		["Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®"],
		["Homeless people"],
		["Homo milk"],
		["Hooning"],
		["Hope"],
		["Hormone injections"],
		["Horrifying laser hair removal accidents"],
		["Horse meat"],
		["Hospice care"],
		["Hot cheese"],
		["Hot people"],
		["Hot Pockets®"],
		["How amazing it is to be on mushrooms"],
		["How awesome it is to be white"],
		["How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital"],
		["How far I can get my own penis up my butt"],
		["How wet my pussy is"],
		["However much weed $20 can buy"],
		["However much weed £20 can buy"],
		["Huffing spray paint"],
		["Huge biceps"],
		["Hulk Hogan"],
		["Hunting \"accidents\""],
		["Hunting accidents"],
		["Hurling one's body down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese"],
		["Hurricane Katrina"],
		["Hurting those closest to me"],
		["I'm friends with your dad on Facebook"],
		["Ice"],
		["Illegal immigrants"],
		["Impotence"],
		["Improvised explosive devices"],
		["Inappropriate yodeling"],
		["Incest"],
		["Indian burns"],
		["Inserting a jam jar into my anus"],
		["Inserting a Mason jar into my anus"],
		["Intelligent design"],
		["intolerably vivid dreams"],
		["Invading Poland"],
		["Irritable Bowel Syndrome"],
		["Italians"],
		["Itchy pussy"],
		["J.D. Power and his associates"],
		["Jade Goody's cancerous remains"],
		["Jedward"],
		["Jehovah's Witnesses"],
		["Jennifer Lawrence"],
		["Jerking off into a pool of children's tears"],
		["Jesus"],
		["Jew-fros"],
		["Jewish fraternities"],
		["Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals"],
		["Jibber-jabber"],
		["Jimmy Savile"],
		["Jobs"],
		["Joe Biden"],
		["John Howard's eyebrows"],
		["John Wilkes Booth"],
		["Judge Judy"],
		["Judging everyone"],
		["Just touching David Beckham's hair"],
		["Justin Bieber's favorite burger joint"],
		["Justin Trudeau"],
		["Juuling"],
		["Kamikaze pilots"],
		["Kanye West"],
		["Keanu Reeves"],
		["Keeping Christ in Christmas"],
		["Kegel Balls"],
		["Kibbles 'n Bits™"],
		["Kibbles n' Bits"],
		["Kids with ass cancer"],
		["Kids with bum cancer"],
		["Kim Jong-il"],
		["Kim Jong-un"],
		["Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support"],
		["Kissing nan on the forehead and turning off her life support"],
		["Knife crime"],
		["Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie"],
		["Ladies, gentlemen, and the undecided"],
		["Lads"],
		["Lady Gaga"],
		["Lance Armstrong's missing testicle"],
		["Land mines"],
		["Laying an egg"],
		["Leaked footage of Kate Middleton's colonoscopy"],
		["Leaving an awkward voicemail"],
		["Lena Dunham"],
		["Leprosy"],
		["Letting Gemma collins squirt on your face"],
		["Letting yourself go"],
		["Leveling up"],
		["Liberals"],
		["Licking things to claim them as your own"],
		["Listening to her problems without trying to solve them"],
		["Literally eating shit"],
		["Little boy penises"],
		["Living in a trash can"],
		["Living in Yellowknife"],
		["Lockjaw"],
		["Lokking for your Dad's porn stash"],
		["Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering \"tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise.\""],
		["Loose lips"],
		["Lumberjack fantasies"],
		["Lunchables™"],
		["LYNX® Body Spray"],
		["Mad cow disease"],
		["Madeleine McCann"],
		["Magnets"],
		["Making a list of people to kill"],
		["Making a pouty face"],
		["Making sex at her"],
		["Making the penises kiss"],
		["Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising"],
		["Man meat"],
		["Mansplaining"],
		["Many bats"],
		["Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch"],
		["Martha Stewart's gold plated vagina"],
		["Massive, widespread drought"],
		["Masturbating"],
		["Masturbation"],
		["Mathletes"],
		["Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988"],
		["Me time"],
		["Mean people"],
		["MechaHitler"],
		["Memes"],
		["Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way"],
		["Men"],
		["Menstrual rage"],
		["Mensturation porn"],
		["Meth"],
		["Michael Jackson"],
		["Michelle Obama's arms"],
		["Mike Pence"],
		["Mild racism and extreme homophobia"],
		["Miley Cyrus at 55"],
		["Miley Cyrus"],
		["Millions of cane toads"],
		["Millwall fans"],
		["Mining accidents"],
		["Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf"],
		["Mom"],
		["Moon a Prime Minister"],
		["Moral ambiguity"],
		["More elephant cock than I bargained for"],
		["Morgan Freeman's voice"],
		["Mountain Dew Code Red"],
		["Mouth herpes"],
		["Mr. Clean, right behind you"],
		["Mr. Dressup"],
		["Mr. Froto's ring"],
		["Mr. Snuffleupagus"],
		["Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon"],
		["Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him)"],
		["Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)"],
		["multiple personality disorder"],
		["Multiple stab wounds"],
		["Murdering our parents"],
		["Mutually assured destruction"],
		["Mutually-assured destruction"],
		["Muzzy"],
		["My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him"],
		["My balls on your face"],
		["My black ass"],
		["My bright pink fuckhole"],
		["My cheating prick of a husband"],
		["My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband"],
		["My collection of high-tech sex toys"],
		["My collection of Japanese sex toys"],
		["My ex-wife"],
		["My fat daughter"],
		["My father, who died when I was seven"],
		["My first kiss"],
		["My genitals"],
		["My good bra"],
		["My humps"],
		["My inner demons"],
		["My little boner"],
		["My machete"],
		["My mate Dave"],
		["My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack"],
		["My relationship status"],
		["My sex life"],
		["My soul"],
		["My Uber driver, Pavel"],
		["My ugly face and bad personality"],
		["my vintage trucker hat collection"],
		["Nachos for the table"],
		["Naked News"],
		["Natalie Portman"],
		["Natural male enhancement"],
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		["Necrophilia"],
		["New Age music"],
		["Newfies"],
		["Newly incorporated kamikaze tactics"],
		["Nickelback"],
		["Nicolas Cage"],
		["Nip slips"],
		["Nippers"],
		["Nipple blades"],
		["Nocturnal emissions"],
		["Not covering your mouth when you sneeze"],
		["Not giving a shit about the Third World"],
		["Not having silly talk"],
		["Not reciprocating oral sex"],
		["Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid"],
		["Not wearing pants"],
		["Not wearing trousers"],
		["Nothing but sand"],
		["Nothing. Absolutely nothing"],
		["Nunchucks"],
		["Obesity"],
		["Object permanence"],
		["Oestrogen"],
		["Old-people smell"],
		["Ominous background music"],
		["One Direction's supple, hairless bodies"],
		["One rude motherfucker"],
		["One titty hanging out"],
		["One trillion dollars"],
		["Only dating Asian women"],
		["Oompa-Loompas"],
		["Opposable thumbs"],
		["Optimus Prime having sex with a dishwasher"],
		["Our first chimpanzee President"],
		["Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister"],
		["Overcompensation"],
		["Overpowering your father"],
		["Oversized lollipops"],
		["Owning and operating a Chili's franchise"],
		["Pabst Blue Ribbon"],
		["Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum"],
		["Paedophiles"],
		["Panda sex"],
		["Paris Hilton"],
		["Parting the Red Sea"],
		["Party poopers"],
		["Passable transvestites"],
		["Passing a kidney stone"],
		["Passive-aggression"],
		["Passive-aggressive Post-it notes"],
		["Pauline Hanson"],
		["PCP"],
		["Peanut Butter Jelly Time"],
		["Pedophiles"],
		["Peeing a little bit"],
		["Penis breath"],
		["Penis envy"],
		["People who smell their own socks"],
		["Perfunctory foreplay"],
		["Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder"],
		["Picking up girls at the abortion clinic"],
		["Pictures of boobs"],
		["Pikies"],
		["Pingers"],
		["Pixelated bukkake"],
		["Playing silly buggers"],
		["Police brutality"],
		["Polish People"],
		["Pooping back and forth. Forever"],
		["Pooping in a laptop and closing it"],
		["Pooping in the soup"],
		["Poopy diapers"],
		["Poor life choices"],
		["Poor personal hygiene"],
		["Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes"],
		["Popped collars"],
		["Porn stars"],
		["Poutine"],
		["Poverty"],
		["Powerful allergies"],
		["Powerful thighs"],
		["Prancing"],
		["Praying the gay away"],
		["Prescription pain killers"],
		["Preteens"],
		["Pretending to care"],
		["Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture"],
		["Pronouncing the names of northern Welsh towns"],
		["Prosti-tots"],
		["Pterodactyl eggs"],
		["PTSD"],
		["Puberty"],
		["Public ridicule"],
		["Pulling pits"],
		["Pumpkin spice flavored condoms"],
		["Punching a congressman in the face"],
		["Punching an MP in the face"],
		["Puppies!"],
		["Pussy Galore"],
		["Putting things where they go"],
		["Queefing"],
		["Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus"],
		["Queuing"],
		["Racially-biased SAT questions"],
		["Racist Christmas Present"],
		["Radical Islamic terrorism"],
		["Rap music"],
		["Raping and pillaging"],
		["Raptor attacks"],
		["Re-gifting"],
		["Rectangles"],
		["Rehab"],
		["Repression"],
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		["Reverse gentrification"],
		["Rich people"],
		["Riding off into the sunset"],
		["Ring Pops"],
		["Ring Pops™"],
		["Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians"],
		["Ripping off the Beatles"],
		["Ripping open a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart"],
		["Rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions"],
		["Road head"],
		["Rob Ford"],
		["Robbing a sperm bank"],
		["Robert Downey Jr"],
		["Robert Downey, Jr"],
		["RoboCop"],
		["Rohypnol"],
		["Roofied Punch"],
		["Roofies"],
		["Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep"],
		["Running naked through sprinklers"],
		["Running out of semen"],
		["Rupert Murdoch"],
		["Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body"],
		["Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis"],
		["Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse"],
		["Same-sex ice dancing"],
		["Sanctimommies"],
		["Santa Claus"],
		["Sarah Palin's crazy pills"],
		["Saxophone solos"],
		["Saying \"I love you.\""],
		["Scalping the Milkybar Kid"],
		["Scalping"],
		["Schmirler the Curler"],
		["Science"],
		["Scientology"],
		["Scousers"],
		["Screaming Orgasm"],
		["Scrotum tickling"],
		["Scrubbing under the folds"],
		["Sean Connery"],
		["Sean Penn"],
		["Seduction"],
		["Seeing Grandma naked"],
		["Seeing Granny naked"],
		["Seeing my father cry"],
		["Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls"],
		["Seething with quiet resentment"],
		["Self-folding lundry"],
		["Self-loathing"],
		["Selling crack to children"],
		["Selling ice to children"],
		["Seppuku"],
		["Serfdom"],
		["Seven dead and three in critical condition"],
		["Sex with animals"],
		["Sex with Patrick Stewart"],
		["Sexting"],
		["Sexual humiliation"],
		["Sexual peeing"],
		["Sexual tension"],
		["Sexy pillow fights"],
		["Shaking a baby until it stops crying"],
		["Shapeshifters"],
		["Shaquille O'Neal's acting career"],
		["Sharing needles"],
		["Shiny objects"],
		["Shipping convicts to Australia"],
		["Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage"],
		["Shitting out a screaming face"],
		["Shorties and blunts"],
		["Showing up to an orgy for the food"],
		["Shutting up so I can watch the game"],
		["Shutting up so I can watch the match"],
		["Sideboob"],
		["Silence"],
		["Sipping artificial popcorn butter"],
		["Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage"],
		["Sitting on my face"],
		["Sitting on someone's face"],
		["Skeletor"],
		["Skippy the Bush Kangaroo"],
		["Slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth"],
		["Slapping Nigel Farage over and over"],
		["Slaughtering innocent civilians"],
		["Slavs"],
		["Smallpox blankets"],
		["Smegma"],
		["SNES cartridge cleaning fluid"],
		["Sniffing and kissing my feet"],
		["Sniffing glue"],
		["Snotsicles"],
		["Sobbing into a Hungry-Man™ Frozen Dinner"],
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		["Soiling oneself"],
		["Solving problems with violence"],
		["Somali pirates"],
		["Some bloody peace and quiet"],
		["Some douchebag yelling \"More Cowbell.\""],
		["Some foundation, mascara, and a touch of blush"],
		["Some god damn peace and quiet"],
		["Some guy"],
		["Some kind of bird man"],
		["Some of the best rappers in the game"],
		["Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich"],
		["Some really sticky Kentucky Durban"],
		["Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region"],
		["Soup that is too hot"],
		["Spaghetti? Again?"],
		["Spaniards"],
		["Spectacular abs"],
		["Spending my parent's hard-earned money"],
		["Sperm whales"],
		["Spirit Airlines"],
		["Spontaneous human combustion"],
		["Stalin"],
		["Staring at a painting and going \"hmmmmmmm...\""],
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		["Stephen Hawking"],
		["Stephen Hawking talking dirty"],
		["Steve Bannon"],
		["Steve Irwin"],
		["Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis"],
		["Still being a virgin"],
		["Stockholm Syndrome"],
		["Stormtroopers"],
		["Stranger Danger"],
		["Strong female characters"],
		["Stunt doubles"],
		["Substitute teachers"],
		["Sucking some dicks to not get drafted"],
		["Sudden Poop Explosion Disease"],
		["Suicidal thoughts"],
		["Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need"],
		["Sunshine and rainbows"],
		["Surprise sex!"],
		["Swag"],
		["Sweet, sweet vengeance"],
		["Switching to Geico®"],
		["Swooping"],
		["Synergistic management solutions"],
		["Syrupy sex with a maple tree"],
		["Take-backsies"],
		["Taking a minute to really unpack what Shakespeare is getting at in this scene"],
		["Taking a sheep-wife"],
		["Taking off your shirt"],
		["Tangled Slinkys"],
		["Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow"],
		["Tasteful sideboob"],
		["Teaching a robot to love"],
		["Team building exercises"],
		["Team-building exercises"],
		["Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning"],
		["Teenage pregnancy"],
		["Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere"],
		["Tentacle porn"],
		["Terrorists"],
		["Terry Fox's prosthetic leg"],
		["Testicular torsion"],
		["That awkward family who thinks it's \"cybersex Monday.\""],
		["That one gay Teletubby"],
		["That thing that electrocutes your abs"],
		["The American Dream"],
		["The Amish"],
		["The arrival of the pizza"],
		["The art of seduction"],
		["The baby that ruined my pussy"],
		["The Bachelorette season finale"],
		["The Big Bang"],
		["The big fucking hole in the ozone layer"],
		["The Black Death"],
		["The Blood of Christ"],
		["The bloody Welsh"],
		["The BNP"],
		["The bombing of Nagasaki"],
		["The boners of the elderly"],
		["The Boy Scouts of America"],
		["The bush"],
		["The Care Bear Stare"],
		["The Chinese gymnastics team"],
		["The chronic"],
		["The clitoris"],
		["The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola®"],
		["The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi"],
		["The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®"],
		["The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now"],
		["The Daily Mail"],
		["The Dalai Lama"],
		["The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"],
		["The deformed"],
		["The Devil Himself"],
		["The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.™"],
		["The drama club"],
		["The economy"],
		["The EDL"],
		["The end of days"],
		["The entire cast of Downton Abbey"],
		["The entire Mormon Tabernacle Chior"],
		["The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir"],
		["The female orgasm"],
		["The FLQ"],
		["The flute"],
		["The folly of man"],
		["The forbidden fruit"],
		["The Force"],
		["The French"],
		["The gays"],
		["The glass ceiling"],
		["The Great Depression"],
		["The Great Emu War"],
		["The Gulags"],
		["The guys from Queer Eye"],
		["The Hamburglar"],
		["The hardworking Mexican"],
		["the heat of a luxurious bed"],
		["The Hemsworth brothers"],
		["The hiccups"],
		["The Hillsborough Disaster"],
		["The Holy Bible"],
		["The homosexual agenda"],
		["The homosexual lifestyle"],
		["The Honey Monster"],
		["The Human Centipede: infinity edition"],
		["The Hustle"],
		["The illusion of choice in a late-stage capitalist society"],
		["The inevitable heat death of the universe"],
		["The invisible hand"],
		["The Jews"],
		["The KKK"],
		["The Kool-Aid Man"],
		["The land of chocolate"],
		["The light of a billion suns"],
		["The Little Engine That Could"],
		["The magic of live theatre"],
		["The Make-A-Wish Foundation"],
		["The Make-A-Wish® Foundation"],
		["The milk man"],
		["The milkman"],
		["The miracle of childbirth"],
		["The morbidly obese"],
		["The North"],
		["The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles"],
		["The only gay person in a hundred kilometers"],
		["The only gay person in a hundred miles"],
		["The opioid epidemic"],
		["The past"],
		["The Patriarchy"],
		["The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\""],
		["The People's Elbow"],
		["The petty troubles of the landed gentry"],
		["The pirate's life"],
		["The placenta"],
		["The plot of a Michael Bay movie"],
		["The Pope"],
		["The profoundly handicapped"],
		["The prunes I've been saving for you in my armpits"],
		["The Rapture"],
		["The Red Hot Chili Peppers"],
		["The Red Menace"],
		["The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr"],
		["The rhythms of Africa"],
		["The Royal Canadian Mounted Police"],
		["The Russians"],
		["The Scouts"],
		["The screams...the terrible screams"],
		["The Smell of Primark"],
		["The South"],
		["The Stig"],
		["The Strictly Come Dancing season finale"],
		["The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man"],
		["The Superdome"],
		["The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge"],
		["The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™"],
		["The terrorists"],
		["The Thong Song"],
		["The Three-Fifths compromise"],
		["The Three-Fifths Compromise"],
		["The token minority"],
		["The total collapse of the global financial system"],
		["The Trail of Tears"],
		["The true meaning of Christmas"],
		["The Ubermensch"],
		["The Underground Railroad"],
		["The unstoppable tide of Islam"],
		["The violation of our most basic human rights"],
		["The Virginia Tech Massacre"],
		["The way James Bond treats women"],
		["The White Australia Policy"],
		["The wifi password"],
		["The wonders of the Orient"],
		["The World of Warcraft"],
		["The wrath of Vladimir Putin"],
		["Therapy"],
		["Theresa May"],
		["These hoes"],
		["Third base"],
		["This answer is postmodern"],
		["This month's mass shooting"],
		["This year's mass shooting"],
		["Those times when you get sand in your vagina"],
		["Three dicks at the same time"],
		["Throwing a virgin into a volcano"],
		["Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality"],
		["Tickle Me Elmo"],
		["Tickle Me Elmo™"],
		["Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop"],
		["Tiger Woods"],
		["Tiny terrorists"],
		["Tom Cruise"],
		["Tongueing a balloon knot arsehole"],
		["Toni Morrison's vagina"],
		["Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers"],
		["Too much hair gel"],
		["Tories"],
		["Total control of the media"],
		["Touching a pug right on his penis"],
		["Trench foot"],
		["Tripping balls"],
		["Tweeting"],
		["Twenty tonnes of bat shit"],
		["Twinkies®"],
		["Two midgets shitting into a bucket"],
		["Unfathomable stupidity"],
		["Uppercuts"],
		["Used knickers"],
		["Used panties"],
		["Vegemite™"],
		["Vehicular homicide"],
		["Vehicular manslaughter"],
		["Viagra®"],
		["Vigilante justice"],
		["Vigorous jazz hands"],
		["Vikings"],
		["Vladimir Putin"],
		["Vomiting into a kangaroo's pouch"],
		["Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally"],
		["Waiting 'til marriage"],
		["Waiting till marriage"],
		["Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot"],
		["Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park"],
		["Waking up half-naked in a Macca's car park"],
		["Waking up in Idris Elba's arms"],
		["Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth"],
		["Wanking into a pool of children's tears"],
		["Waterboarding"],
		["Wear lip gloss on my anus"],
		["Wearing Blues under your Klan robe"],
		["Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry"],
		["Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry"],
		["Wet dreams"],
		["What that mouth do"],
		["What's left of the Great Barrier Reef"],
		["When you fart and a little bit comes out"],
		["Whining until you get your way"],
		["Whipping it out"],
		["Whiskas® Catmilk"],
		["White people"],
		["White power"],
		["White privilege"],
		["White-man scalps"],
		["Whoever the Prime Minister is these days"],
		["Wifely duties"],
		["Will Smith"],
		["William Shatner"],
		["Winking at old people"],
		["Wiping her bum"],
		["Wiping her butt"],
		["Wizard music"],
		["Women in yoghurt adverts"],
		["Women in yoghurt commercials"],
		["Women in yogurt commercials"],
		["Women of color"],
		["Women of colour"],
		["Women voting"],
		["Women's undies"],
		["Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go"],
		["Words"],
		["World peace"],
		["Worshipping that pussy"],
		["Xenophobia"],
		["Yelling \"BABY KILLERS\" at boots in an airport terminal"],
		["YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"],
		["Your mum"],
		["Your weird brother"]
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		[""," is a sure sign of mankind's decline."],
		[""," would only happen in my worst nightmares."],
		["",": good to the last drop."],
		["",": kid tested, mother approved."],
		["",": kid-tested, mother-approved."],
		["",": Once you pop, the fun don't stop!"],
		["","? Oh yeah. There's porn about that."],
		["","? There's an app for that."],
		["","? Yeah, nah."],
		["",". Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice."],
		["",". Betcha can't have just one!"],
		["",". High five, bro."],
		["",". It's a trap!"],
		["",". That was so metal."],
		["",". That's how I want to die."],
		["",". The best way to spice up your sex life."],
		["★✰✰✰✰ Do NOT go here! Found "," in my Kung Pao chicken!"],
		["50% of all marriages end in ","."],
		["A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ","."],
		["A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ","."],
		["A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ","."],
		["A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ","."],
		["ABC presents: \"",": The Story of ",".\""],
		["After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose?",""],
		["After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ","."],
		["After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought "," to all the people of New Orleans."],
		["After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought "," to the people of New Orleans."],
		["After months of practice with ",", I think I'm finally ready for ","."],
		["After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought "," to the people of Haiti."],
		["Air Canada guidelines now prohibit "," on airplanes."],
		["Airport security guidelines now prohibit "," on airplanes."],
		["Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ","."],
		["And the Academy Award for "," goes to ","."],
		["And the BAFTA for "," goes to ","."],
		["And what did you bring for show and tell?",""],
		["Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ","."],
		["Arby's: We Have ","."],
		["Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?\\n\\nI think I am, B2: it's "," time!"],
		["As my New Year's resolution, I vow to give up ","."],
		["As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ","."],
		["As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ","."],
		["Betcha can't have just one!",""],
		["BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ","."],
		["Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ","."],
		["Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of ","."],
		["Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ","."],
		["Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ","."],
		["But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ","."],
		["CBC presents \"",": the Story of ",".\""],
		["Channel 4 presents ",", the story of ","."],
		["Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ","."],
		["Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, \"Hey Hey It's ",".\""],
		["Charlie and the chocolate ","."],
		["Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"",".\""],
		["Click Here for ","!!!"],
		["Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ","."],
		["Coming to Broadway this season, ",": The Musical."],
		["Coming to theaters this holiday season, \"Star Wars: The Rise of ",".\""],
		["Crikey! I've never seen "," like this before! Let's get a bit closer."],
		["CTV presents \"",": the Story of ",".\""],
		["Daddy, why is mommy crying?",""],
		["Daddy, why is mummy crying?",""],
		["Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with "," and would like your advice."],
		["Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with "," and I need your advice."],
		["Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of "," has denied your request for ","."],
		["Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ","!"],
		["Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's "," in there."],
		["Dude, do not go in that washroom. There's "," in there."],
		["Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ","."],
		["During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ","."],
		["During his short-lived boxing career, the Messiah fought under the name Jesus \"","\" Christ."],
		["During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ","."],
		["During sex, I like to think about ","."],
		["Finally! A service that delivers "," right to your door."],
		["For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to ","."],
		["Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with "," instead."],
		["Future historians will agree that "," marked the beginning of America's decline."],
		["Having problems with ","? Try ","!"],
		["Here is the church\\nHere is the steeple\\nOpen the doors\\nAnd there is ","."],
		["Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ","?"],
		["Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ","?"],
		["Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ","?"],
		["Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ","?"],
		["Hey Reddit! I'm ",". Ask me anything."],
		["How am I maintaining my relationship status?",""],
		["How did I lose my virginity?",""],
		["I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ","."],
		["I drink to forget ","."],
		["I get by with a little help from ","."],
		["I got 99 problems, but "," ain't one."],
		["I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ","."],
		["I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ","."],
		["I never truly understood "," until I encountered ","."],
		["I spy with my little eye ","."],
		["I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ","."],
		["I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ","."],
		["I'm Lebron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ","."],
		["I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called \"",".\""],
		["I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ","."],
		["I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ","."],
		["I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for ","."],
		["If you can't be with the one you love, love ","."],
		["IF you like ",", YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK."],
		["In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?"],
		["In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, "," will be our currency."],
		["In a world ravaged by "," our only solace is ","."],
		["In a world ravaged by ",", our only solace is ","."],
		["In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the National Museum of Australia has opened an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["In Australia, "," is twice as big and twice as deadly."],
		["In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ","."],
		["In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with "," for the first time."],
		["In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ","."],
		["In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is "," trapped in the body of ","."],
		["In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ","."],
		["In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that "," had really been "," all along."],
		["In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ","."],
		["In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ","."],
		["In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with "," for the first time."],
		["In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure "," for all eternity."],
		["In your Best-Man speech, I'd talk about when we found ourselves ","."],
		["Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ","."],
		["Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ","."],
		["Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's "," and ","!"],
		["Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ","!"],
		["It's a trap!",""],
		["It's not "," that puts strain on a relationship, it's ","."],
		["Just once, I'd like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ",".\""],
		["Just once, I'd like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ",".\""],
		["Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop",""],
		["Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ","."],
		["Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ","."],
		["Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ","."],
		["Life was difficult for cavemen before ","."],
		["Lifetime® presents ",": the Story of ","."],
		["Lifetime® presents \"",": the Story of ",".\""],
		["Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're ","."],
		["Major League Baseball has banned "," for giving players an unfair advantage."],
		["Make a haiku.","","",""],
		["Mate, do not go in that bathroom. There's "," in there."],
		["Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's "," in there."],
		["Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ","."],
		["Men's Wearhouse: You're gonna like ",". I guarantee it."],
		["Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of "," against the Persians."],
		["Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ","."],
		["Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ","?"],
		["MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ","."],
		["My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have "," on the moon!"],
		["My mom is so happy when I visit, but I'm only there to be ","."],
		["My plan for world domination begins with ","."],
		["Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ","."],
		["Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the chamber of ","."],
		["Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ","."],
		["Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ","."],
		["Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Championship of ","."],
		["Next on Sky Sports: The World Champsion of ","."],
		["Next on TSN: The World Series of ","."],
		["Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's "," Nightmares."],
		["Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ","."],
		["Now at the National Museum of Australia: an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["Now at the Royal Ontario Museum: an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["Now at the Smithsonian: an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["O Canada, we stand on guard for ","."],
		["Oi! Show us ","!"],
		["Old MacDonald had ",". E-I-E-I-O."],
		["Only you can prevent ","."],
		["Penalty! ",": that's 5 minutes in the box!"],
		["Qantas now prohibits "," on airplanes."],
		["Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is "," stuffed with ","."],
		["Science will never explain ","."],
		["Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ","."],
		["Sorry everyone, I just ","."],
		["Step 1: ",".\\nStep 2: ",".\\nStep 3: Profit."],
		["Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ","."],
		["Thank God for alcohol and ","."],
		["That's right, I killed ",". How, you ask? ","."],
		["The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ","."],
		["The class field trip was completely ruined by ","."],
		["The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Pestilence, War, Famine, and ","."],
		["The hills are alive with the sound of ","."],
		["The neighborhood kid didn't use snow for their snowman, they used ","."],
		["The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take "," everywhere you go."],
		["The school excursion was completely ruined by ","."],
		["The school field trip was completely ruined by ","."],
		["The school trip was completely ruined by ","."],
		["The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ","."],
		["The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ","."],
		["The TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ","."],
		["The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is \"We are ",".\""],
		["The U.S. has begun airdropping "," to the children of Afghanistan."],
		["They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put "," inside of ",". They were wrong."],
		["This is the way the world ends\\nThis is the way the world ends\\nNot with a bang but with ","."],
		["This is your pilot speaking. Please prepare for ","."],
		["This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ","."],
		["This season at the old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ","."],
		["This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ","."],
		["This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ","."],
		["Today on Jerry Springer: \"Help! My son is ","!\""],
		["Today on Maury: \"Help! My son is ","!\""],
		["Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: \"Help! My son is ","!\""],
		["Tonight's top story: What you don't know about "," could kill you."],
		["TSA guidelines now prohibit "," on airplanes."],
		["Turns out that ","-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted."],
		["Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ","."],
		["UKIP: Putting "," First!"],
		["War! What is it good for?",""],
		["Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ","."],
		["What am I giving up for Lent?",""],
		["What are my parents hiding from me?",""],
		["What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?",""],
		["What broke up the original Wiggles?",""],
		["What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",""],
		["What did I bring back from Amsterdam?",""],
		["What did I bring back from Bali?",""],
		["What did I bring back from Mexico?",""],
		["What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",""],
		["What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",""],
		["What do old people smell like?",""],
		["What does Dick Cheney prefer?",""],
		["What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",""],
		["What don't you want to find in your doner kebab?",""],
		["What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",""],
		["What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef?",""],
		["What ended my last relationship?",""],
		["What gets better with age?"],
		["What gives me uncontrollable gas?",""],
		["What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",""],
		["What helps Barack Obama unwind?",""],
		["What helps Obama unwind?"],
		["What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",""],
		["What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?",""],
		["What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her waning years?",""],
		["What left this stain on my couch?",""],
		["What made my first kiss so awkward?",""],
		["What makes life worth living?",""],
		["What makes me a true blue Aussie?",""],
		["What never fails to liven up the party?",""],
		["What will always get you laid?",""],
		["What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",""],
		["What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",""],
		["What's a girl's best friend?"],
		["What's my anti-drug?"],
		["What's my secret power?"],
		["What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",""],
		["What's that smell?"],
		["What's that sound?"],
		["What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?",""],
		["What's the crustiest?"],
		["What's the most emo?"],
		["What's the new fad diet?"],
		["What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",""],
		["What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?",""],
		["What's there a ton of in heaven?",""],
		["What's there a tonne of in heaven?",""],
		["When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ","."],
		["When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ","."],
		["When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ","."],
		["When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ","."],
		["When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ","."],
		["When I am President, I will create the Department of ","."],
		["When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Department of ","."],
		["When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ","."],
		["When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ","."],
		["When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ","."],
		["When I pooped, what came out of my butt?"],
		["When I was tripping on acid, "," turned into ","."],
		["When I'm pooping, I like to think about ","."],
		["When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ","."],
		["When you get right down to it, "," is just ","."],
		["While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ","."],
		["White people like ","."],
		["Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?",""],
		["Why am I sticky?",""],
		["Why can't I sleep at night?",""],
		["Why do I hurt all over?",""],
		["With enough time and pressure, "," will turn into ","."],
		["Your security clearance has been suspended beause of your shameful past involving ","."]
	]
}