My .bashrc file

.bashrc

    # ALIASES
    ####################

    alias asaph='java -ea -jar ~/.bin/asaph/asaph.jar'
    alias addfonts='sudo fc-cache -f -v'
    alias bru='qmv -f do'
    alias ps='ps auxf'
    alias pg='ps aux | grep'
    alias version='lsb_release -dc && echo "Desktop:    $DESKTOP_SESSION" && uname -a'

    # LIST DIRECTORIES
    alias lsd='ls -l | grep --color=never "^d" | awk '\''{
       split($0,a," ");
       for(i=8; i<=length(a); ++i)
       {
          printf "%s",a[i];
          if(i<length(a)) printf " ";
       }
       printf "\n"
       }'\'' | column'

    # LIST ALL DIRECTORIES
    alias lsda='ls -lA | grep --color=never "^d" | awk '\''{
       split($0,a," ");
       for(i=8; i<=length(a); ++i)
       {
          printf "%s",a[i];
          if(i<length(a)) printf " ";
       }
       printf "\n"
       }'\'' | column'

    # LIST FILES
    alias lsf='ls -l | grep --color=never -v "^d" | awk '\''{
       split($0,a," ");
       for(i=8; i<=length(a); ++i)
       {
          printf "%s",a[i];
          if(i<length(a)) printf " ";
       }
       printf "\n"
       }'\'' | column'
       
    # LIST ALL FILES
    alias lsfa='ls -lA | grep --color=never -v "^d" | awk '\''{
       split($0,a," ");
       for(i=8; i<=length(a); ++i)
       {
          printf "%s",a[i];
          if(i<length(a)) printf " ";
       }
       printf "\n"
       }'\'' | column'

    alias path='echo -e ${PATH//:/\\n}'

    alias home='cd ~'
    alias desktop='cd ~/Desktop'
    alias mydocs='cd ~/Documents'
    alias docs='cd ~/Documents'
    alias music='cd ~/Music'
    alias videos='cd ~/Videos'
    alias downloads='cd ~/Downloads'

    alias mplayer='mplayer -quiet -framedrop $*'


    # COLOR DEFINES
    ####################

    red='\e[0;31m'
    RED='\e[1;31m'
    green='\e[0;32m'
    GREEN='\e[1;32m'
    yellow='\e[0;33m'
    YELLOW='\e[1;33m'
    blue='\e[0;34m'
    BLUE='\e[1;34m'
    purple='\e[0;35m'
    PURPLE='\e[1;35m'
    cyan='\e[0;36m'
    CYAN='\e[1;36m'
    white='\e[0;37m'
    WHITE='\e[1;37m'
    black='\e[0;30m'
    BLACK='\e[1;30m'
    NC='\e[0m'              # No Color

    # PR = Primary Color
    # SC = Secondary Color
    # Mmmm, Minty
    PR=$YELLOW
    SC=$GREEN

    # FUNCTIONS
    ####################

    function _greet()
    {
       hour=`date +'%H'`
       if [ $hour -lt 12 ]; then
          echo "Good morning"
       elif [ $hour -lt 18 ]; then
          echo "Good day"
       else
          echo "Good evening"
       fi
    }

    # WELCOME SCREEN
    ####################

    username=`whoami`
    echo -e ${SC}`_greet`! Welcome to ${PR}`hostname`
    echo -e ${SC}`cat /etc/issue.net` `uname -omp`
#    echo -e ${PR}`hostname`\'s ${SC}IP address is ${PR}`hostname -I`
#    echo -e ${PR}Router\'s${SC} IP address is ${PR}`~/.bin/ipaddress`
    echo -e ${SC}Uptime for ${PR}`hostname`${SC} is ${PR}`uptime | awk /'up/ {print $3}'`
    echo

export PS1="\[\e]2;\u | \w\a\e[32;1m\]>\[\e[0m\] "