Minimalist post-load of Twitter Statuses to a page using jQuery (with bonus relative time description + Wordpress wraps!)

gistfile1.js

jQuery(document).ready(function($) {
	$.getJSON('http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/Shitmydadsays.json?count=4&callback=?', function(data){
		var relative_time = function(datetime) {
			var delta = parseInt((Date.now() - Date.parse(datetime)) / 1000, 10);
			var r = '';
			if (delta < 60) {
			  r = delta + ' seconds ago';
			} else if (delta < 120) {
			  r = 'A minute ago';
			} else if (delta < (45 * 60)) {
			  r = (parseInt(delta / 60, 10)).toString() + ' minutes ago';
			} else if (delta < (2 * 60 * 60)) {
			  r = 'An hour ago';
			} else if (delta < (24 * 60 * 60)) {
			  r = '' + (parseInt(delta / 3600, 10)).toString() + ' hours ago';
			} else if (delta < (48 * 60 * 60)) {
			  r = '1 day ago';
			} else {
			  r = (parseInt(delta / 86400, 10)).toString() + ' days ago';
			}
			return r;
		}
		var tw_statuses = '';
		$.each(data, function(i, tweet) {
			if( tweet.text ) {
				var tw = tweet.text.replace(/(https?:\/\/[^ ]+)/ig,'<a href="$1">$1</a>');
					// Lots of context specific HTML in here...but you get the gist.
					tw_statuses += '<p>'+tw+'<br><a style="font-size: 85%;" href="http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays/statuses/'+tweet.id_str+'">'+relative_time(tweet.created_at)+'</a></p>';
			}
		});
		$('div.content.recent_tweets').eq(0).hide().append(tw_statuses).fadeIn(1000);
	});
});