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HEADLINE=">_ wall GoogleNU/Platform TerraClicking, Skinny Language Model, crying Cthulbernetes, IaC.goesbrrr@vscode.dev, DevSecFinOoops, Cost Exploring Jeffs Cloud Nativity Hellscape Engineer, with Average Intel \& MLaarch64FLOPs"

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copilot, please soft wrap this gist for me x

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I can Google the software license for the legal department, click buttons on a website, I don’t eat enough, I have communications skills, I’m sad about the awesome technology I use everyday, I send lots of emails on my ipad, I make mistakes, and relentlessly bully my colleagues on Slack for their mistakes, know how to look at the credit card bill at the end of the month and I’m wicked smarts with a Macbook.

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📎 If you like this HEADLINE, visit Dan Slinky’s LinkedIn profile at 🔗 https://www.linkedin.com/in/danslinky

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