NOM

The point of sore or milk in hot cream. Any
Such matters. Boil for twenty minutes then
Whip made it properly and crumb of many
Cooks. Bake the public. Make the point. For men
To english cooks to swell them stew the skin
At once in every week we doubt the soles
Among the custard cut into a tin
Which sprinkle over each half pints of holes
And ham into a delicate digestion
And finish cooking. See page. Lemonade
And dip the cost and dipped into a question
Of water. Each piece then when there is made
With yolk of such food. Kidneys each piece then
Have ready. Small. These last. Queen. Then again

Peel a pint of time. Sweeten and dip
Each a spoonful of boiling point. Zip
This work. Whisk ten to make
Creams among us. Brown. Take
The extract for their knives. Each and whip

This well seasoned with half of fresh meat
For a bottle of coffee and beat
It by people will not
Be the parsley. In hot
By the most of the whole. A cream. Heat

Higgledy piggledy
Shred a pint tablet of
Nelson's home baked as it
Stay in another
Bottle of meat or it
Lightly with fried bread place
Beat them a pint of all
Over the other

Cut crescent shape cut up then sift
In hot dish. Natal pudding. Put
Away or sponge be made of thrift
Which must be hung a house. The soot

-- by http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/29519/pg29519.txt
and https://github.com/darius/languagetoys

And for credit where credit is due, this was inspired by: https://github.com/lchi/silly-markov

(So awesome!)