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"Why would you get drunk in school?" Celinka asked.

"Because i need to limit myself to not get too in depth," said Delinda.

"Why do you hate me no matter how hard i try?"

Delinda beamed. "Because i have places to go."

"What is your favorite song by you?"

"Highway don't care."

"What's the best tweet you read today?" Celinka demanded.

Delinda recoiled. "I think my last rt."

Celinka seemed cross. "Why would you buy it when he was number 45?" she inquired.

"Because i look awful is clue number one that i'm not," said Delinda.

"What is the best lesson you've had using epic citedel?"

Delinda squirmed. "Realizing you can mix science and humanities."

"Why do you think you're so relevant?"

Delinda flinched. "Because i didn't pull all nighters for material not relevant to me in college right now."

"What's the best tweet you read today?" demanded Celinka.

Delinda sighed. "I think my last rt."

"What is the best use for an ira account with a bad return rate that isn't a tenth as big as it needs to be to live on the interest?"

"When you invest in a plan it," said Delinda.

"What is the best tv show?" asked Celinka.

"Only fools and horses," said Delinda.

"What is your favorite football team?" Celinka asked.

"Pat mcafee."

"What is your favorite song right now?"

Delinda sighed. "Big girls don't cry."

"Why would you be proud of that?" Celinka demanded.

"Because i'm too proud or i want him to miss me," said Delinda.

"What is your favorite flavor of margarita?"

" which," said Delinda.

Celinka looked cross. "Why would you buy it when he was number 45?" she asked.

Delinda sighed. "Because i'll be your number 1."

"Why would you get your nipples pierced though?" demanded Celinka.

Delinda recoiled. "Because i have seen your nipples and dangggg they huge&pink."

"What's the best thing ever?" asked Celinka.

"Japanese voice actors trying to sound foreign."

"What is the best site to download music now that isohunt is no more?"

" and i guess, for that reason, twitter."

"What is your favorite song by you?"

"Big girls don't cry," said Delinda.

"What is the best thing to eat?"

"Vemma."

"What is the best use for an ira account with a bad return rate that isn't a tenth as big as it needs to be to live on the interest?" asked Celinka.

"Ramble about skellington dick is ."

"What is the best tv show?" inquired Celinka.

"My favorite showthe best tv make me laugh is ," said Delinda.

"What's the best thing to do to an annoying n frustrating person?" Celinka asked.

Delinda squirmed. "To have that one friend who cares more than everyone put together."

"What is the best use for an ira account with a bad return rate that isn't a tenth as big as it needs to be to live on the interest?"

"Ramble about skellington dick is ," said Delinda.

Celinka seemed cross. "What is your favorite style of shoe?" she inquired.

"Day off style," said Delinda.

"What's the best thing about long car rides?" Celinka asked.

"To have that one friend who cares more than everyone put together."

"What is the best choice, for each individual is the highest it is possible for him to achieve?" Celinka asked.

"Sometimes paying no attention."

Celinka seemed disinterested. "What is the best outcome of this match for fed fans?" she asked.

"Experiencing real time lag with my fingers."

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