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darkphnx / dev.conf
Last active Feb 5, 2019
Nginx Developer Config
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upstream codebase {
server 127.0.0.1:3000 fail_timeout=0;
}
upstream identity {
server 127.0.0.1:3001 fail_timeout=0;
}
upstream deploy {
server 127.0.0.1:3002 fail_timeout=0;
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darkphnx / super_simple_service.rb
Last active Mar 23, 2017
Simple, hot-restartable Ruby service
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require 'socket'
class SuperSimpleService
attr_reader :bind_address, :bind_port
def initialize
@bind_address = 'localhost'
@bind_port = 12345
end
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When the boss and the PFY both suffer from acute computer 'acronym dependence', it's time to visit Harley Street to play in the traffic ...
"...So I think the proposal for an ATM network to back up the FDDI backbone ASAP would be appropriate," the boss says.
"I beg your pardon?" I ask, thinking for a moment that I am in some 'twilight zone' replica of my workplace.
"I read your FYI last night on TCP/IP latency. I think we should get the problem solved PQD!"
"I see," I reply, realising what has happened.
I break like the wind to the office and nudge the PFY awake.
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darkphnx / gist:16954663b311b6a0e15b77d7e12eff2b
Created Jan 17, 2017
ACAD - Acute Computer Acronym Dependence
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When the boss and the PFY both suffer from acute computer 'acronym dependence', it's time to visit Harley Street to play in the traffic ...
"...So I think the proposal for an ATM network to back up the FDDI backbone ASAP would be appropriate," the boss says.
"I beg your pardon?" I ask, thinking for a moment that I am in some 'twilight zone' replica of my workplace.
"I read your FYI last night on TCP/IP latency. I think we should get the problem solved PQD!"
"I see," I reply, realising what has happened.
I break like the wind to the office and nudge the PFY awake.
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