Ruby code: If anyone needs help generating their Amazon AuthorRank for the day.

gistfile1.txt

module ChuckWendig
  class AuthorRankGenerator
    def initialize
      @mood = %w(belated confused morose unwell insipid thoughtful incontinent chewy bratty arrogant untrustworthy
                 awestruck inebriated love-starved overwrought merciful doubtful analytical self-assured simplistic
                 enraged melancholy lustful depressed)
                 
      @descriptor = %w(fighting dancing stammering boiling endearing staggered judicious internal heat-loving
                       ragtime kleptomaniacal torrential climate-changing self-help razor-edged killer caffeinated
                       pugilistic bitcoin luddite libertarian progressive leftist right-wing patriotic unpatriotic
                       slamdancing fictional authoritarian dilapidated)
                       
      @noun = %w(cormorant wendigo ocelot thunderbolt lumberjack barista turkey zebra sociopath CEO dolphin trilobite
                 monopolist enforcer privateer mercenary pacifist enthusiast dragon zeppelin quetzalcoatl titan
                 longshoreman mafiosa yak wildebeest groundhog octopus squid brachiosaur velociraptor retrovirus
                 triceratops aphid dictator bunyip proletariat ballerina senator)
    end
  
    def rank
      [@mood, @descriptor, @noun].map{ |arr|
        arr[ rand( arr.length ) ]
      }.map(&:capitalize).join(" ")
    end
  end
end


# Example code follows
r = ChuckWendig::AuthorRankGenerator.new

100.times do
  puts r.rank
end