HTTP Status Cats Apache (htaccess) config

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# HTTP Status Cats
# Apache (htaccess) config created by @dave1010
# Licensed CC BY 2.0

# Images CC BY 2.0, from GirlieMac's photostream:
# http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/sets/72157628409467125/with/6508023065/

# Usage: copy save this file as .htaccess or add it to your httpd.conf

ErrorDocument 404 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508022985/" title="404 - Not Found by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7172/6508022985_b22200ced0.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="404 - Not Found"></a>'
ErrorDocument 401 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023065/" title="401 - Unauthorized by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7148/6508023065_8dae48a30b.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="401 - Unauthorized"></a>'
ErrorDocument 406 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023119/" title="406 - Not Acceptable by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7143/6508023119_b681209a58.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="406 - Not Acceptable"></a>'
ErrorDocument 408 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023179/" title="408 - Request Timeout by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6508023179_bab3eebce8.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="408 - Request Timeout"></a>'
ErrorDocument 409 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023259/" title="409 - Conflict by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7010/6508023259_b1c6f5a353.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="409 - Conflict"></a>'
ErrorDocument 414 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023351/" title="414 - Request-URI Too Long by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6508023351_6732ed2f58.jpg" width="400" height="500" alt="414 - Request-URI Too Long"></a>'
ErrorDocument 502 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023429/" title="502 - Bad Gateway by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6508023429_735b433a36.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="502 - Bad Gateway"></a>'
ErrorDocument 405 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023523/" title="405 - Method Not Allowed by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7175/6508023523_996188af86.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="405 - Method Not Allowed"></a>'
ErrorDocument 403 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023617/" title="403 - Forbidden by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7173/6508023617_f3ffc34e17.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="403 - Forbidden"></a>'
ErrorDocument 417 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023679/" title="417 - Expectation Failed by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7009/6508023679_cb3e88fa92.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="417 - Expectation Failed"></a>'
ErrorDocument 413 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023747/" title="413 - Request Entity Too Large by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7161/6508023747_1d60889626.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="413 - Request Entity Too Large"></a>'
ErrorDocument 507 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400503/" title="507 - Insufficient Storage by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7160/6509400503_648dc8a2e5.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="507 - Insufficient Storage"></a>'
ErrorDocument 508 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400445/" title="508 - Loop Detected by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7025/6509400445_5fd9c7a9c3.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="508 - Loop Detected"></a>'
ErrorDocument 426 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400771/" title="426 - Upgrade Required by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7167/6509400771_33a1f59890.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="426 - Upgrade Required"></a>'
ErrorDocument 500 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400855/" title="500 - Internal Server Error by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7001/6509400855_aaaf915871.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="500 - Internal Server Error"></a>'
ErrorDocument 302 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508023829/" title="302 - Found by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7019/6508023829_3d44c4ac16.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="302 - Found"></a>'

# Apache doesn't seem to like these status codes as ErrorDocuments:

#ErrorDocument 418 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6508102407/" title="418 - I'm a teapot by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7006/6508102407_a4de65687b.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="418 - I'm a teapot"></a>'
#ErrorDocument 444 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400599/" title="444 - No Response by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6509400599_52ca022f98.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="444 - No Response"></a>'
#ErrorDocument 431 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400689/" title="431 - Request Header Fields Too Large by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6509400689_a67d026d0a.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="431 - Request Header Fields Too Large"></a>'
#ErrorDocument 599 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400929/" title="599 - Network connect timeout error by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7033/6509400929_ced4746ee0.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="599 - Network connect timeout error"></a>'
#ErrorDocument 429 '<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/girliemac/6509400997/" title="429 - Too Many Requests by GirlieMac, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6509400997_25bb1bb4fb.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="429 - Too Many Requests"></a>'

Hi @dave1010, thanks for the inspiration, I just setup HTTP Status Cats on my website and decided to fork your htaccess file and make a few modifications. I included a few additions: changed to the HTTP Status Cats API, centered images using IFrames, added black backgrounds, added all available "status cats" codes, and created a python script to auto-generate all the ErrorDocument statements. https://gist.github.com/munchicken/c606774c0d0b519e4b5b7d2de16a8db2