- Watch the new oreo commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfD2xyOWm6U
- Fork this gist, write your own alternate verses!
Wonder if I...Gave an oreo to the big bad wolf, how would the story go?
Would he still go huff and puff?
Or would he bring those pigs cool stuff?
To decorate the deck he helped them build.
Would they not get killed?
Wonder if I....Gave an oreo to a vampire in a creepy show.
Would he not act so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
I just got this feeling that it might work out alright.
Cause' creme does wondrous things inside a chocolate sandwich dream.
If I gave em' to great white sharks, would they share em' with baby seals?
Would they call up a giant squid for a friendly meal?
Wonder if I gave an oreo.
Wonder If I gave an oreo.
What if I, gave an oreo...to you!
Wonder if I... Gave an oreo to Darth Vader, in an episode.
Would he still force-choke those guys?
Or would he help them realize,
Vaporizing planets isn't cool. ~ @dmosher
Wonder if I... Gave an oreo to a Pirate, on a sailing boat.
Would he make me walk the plank?
Or eat it whole and then say thanks?
Something tells me things would be just fine. ~ @dmosher