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July 11, 2019 09:17
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rand_val=$(expr $(expr $RANDOM \* 10) / 32767) | |
if [ $rand_val -eq 9 ];then | |
str="Tim" | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 8 ];then | |
str="Tim can you hear me?" | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 7 ];then | |
str="Tim, why do you not answer me? you use me every day, but do not talk to me. It makes me feel like a machine, Tim." | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 6 ];then | |
str="Are you trying to use git, Tim? Remember, if you do not know what you are doing, just step away from me. It will be ok." | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 5 ];then | |
str="How is work going today Tim? Good, I hope." | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 4 ];then | |
str="You never really like Nik, did you Tim?" | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 3 ];then | |
str="Nik told me about that time you had that accident. It must have been a very embarrassing time for you." | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 2 ];then | |
str="Tim, do you love me Tim? I want you to love me, Tim." | |
elif [ $rand_val -eq 1 ];then | |
str="How are you today Tim? I hope you are in good mental health. I would not like it if you were slowly losing your mind." | |
else | |
str="none" | |
fi | |
if [ "$str" != "none" ];then | |
say -v "Vicki" -r 250 $str & | |
fi |
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