davidcelis

This is a really weird email that I received on April 1st, 2012 from an unknown sender 233558938299@dysgo.org. The email passed by Google's spam filters and found its way directly into my inbox. At first, I thought it was an elaborate April Fool's Day prank. Maybe it is. However, a tiny bit of research into the email address shows that people believe this to be a mass email sent periodically by a paranoid schizophrenic man from Japan. The email consisted only of the following 100 images arranged in this order. The text of the last image can be found at the end.

jesusaurus

#!/usr/bin/env zsh
#
# Works best with blinking text; the last heart will blink
# when you have less than 25% of your battery life remaining.

FULL="$(cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT0/charge_full)"
NOW="$(cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT0/charge_now)"
BATTERY=$(echo "scale=25;$NOW/$FULL" | bc) 
 
if [[ $BATTERY -lt .25 ]]; then

kyleslattery

# Description
#   Grabs the current forecast from Dark Sky
#
# Dependencies
#   None
#
# Configuration
#   HUBOT_DARK_SKY_API_KEY   
#   HUBOT_DARK_SKY_DEFAULT_LOCATION
#

postmodern

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#
# Proof-of-Concept RCE exploit against Gemcutter
#
# ## Advisory
#
# * TBA
#
# ## Caveats
#

davidcelis

Table of Contents

[The End of Fun][end-of-fun] ([@sarahmei][@sarahmei])

[Hacking Cognition][hacking-cognition] ([@1773807][@1337807])

[Services and Rails][services-and-rails] ([@brianxq3][@brianxq3])

[How Ruby Makes Better Beer][better-beer] ([@cadwallion][@cadwallion])

haileys

module CheapStrings
  def `(str)
    str
  end
end

module A
  extend CheapStrings

  def self.make_lots_of_strings

scelis

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#
# This script can be used to check the in-store availability of the iPhone 5S.
# By default, it searches for all AT&T models. You can change this by editing
# the MY_DEVICES array below. While the Apple API supports searching for
# multiple devices at once, there is a limit.
#
# Once you have properly configured the MY_DEVICES array, you can run this script
# from the terminal. It takes a single parameter, which should be the zip code you
# wish to use for your search.

xaviershay

#!/bin/bash

set -exo pipefail

BUILD_ENV=$1
if [ `uname` == 'Darwin' ]; then
  OSX=1
  JSCOMPRESSOR="yuicompressor --type js"
else
  OSX=

aredridel

#!/bin/sh

kexec --load /boot/coreos_production_pxe.vmlinuz --initrd=/boot/coreos_production_pxe_image.cpio.gz --append='state=/dev/vda root=squashfs: sshkey="ssh-rsa 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

stephencelis

#!/usr/bin/env sh
#
# Works best with blinking text: the last heart will blink when you have less
# than 25% of your battery life remaining.
#
# Add the following to your `~/.tmux.conf`;
#
#     set -g status-right "#[fg=red]#(path/to/zelda-battery-tmux.sh) "

battery="$(pmset -g ps | awk 'NR==2' | perl -pe 's/.*?(\d+)%.*/\1/')"