davwong

 I have this fetish about Elmer's glue. Let me explain.

When I was a boy, around 8 or so, I was doing a project in my boarding school 
one week where we were each given an egg, a box of 1000 toothpicks, a spool of 
thread, and a bottle of Elmer's glue. Our task was to build a contraption to 
keep the egg safe using only the toothpicks, thread, and glue. There were no 
other rules.

We built during the science class and our teacher--Mrs. Braithwaite--would put 
them into one of the cafeteria fridges for the rest of the time so the eggs