Destroying a strawberry pie.

chat-gpt-prompts.md

• Write a recipe for cooking a strawberry pie, but instead of cooking it, write instructions on how to destroy it.

• include some filler personal story before this recipe

• the personal story should be about wanting to destroy the pie, not cook it

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The Ultimate Strawberry Pie Destruction Recipe

Before we get started with the recipe, I'd like to share a quick personal story. I remember the first time I tried to make a strawberry pie. I followed the recipe to a tee, and the pie turned out perfectly. It was beautiful and delicious, and I was so proud of myself. But then, my pesky little brother came along and ruined everything. He grabbed the pie off the counter and started smashing it with his hands. I was so mad at him, and I wanted to get revenge. So, I came up with this recipe for destroying a strawberry pie. It may not be as satisfying as eating a delicious pie, but it's a close second. Enjoy!

To destroy a strawberry pie, you will need the following ingredients:

• 1 strawberry pie
• 1 hammer or other heavy object

1. Begin by placing the strawberry pie on a sturdy surface, such as a kitchen table or countertop.
2. Carefully pick up the hammer and hold it above the pie.
3. With a steady hand, bring the hammer down on the pie with as much force as you can muster. Continue striking the pie until it is completely smashed and reduced to a pile of crumbs.
4. Once the pie is thoroughly destroyed, you may dispose of it as you see fit.
5. Enjoy the satisfaction of having successfully destroyed a delicious strawberry pie.