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Microsoft's Symbolic Plan
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Microsoft's Symbolic Plan | |
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(Redmond, Microsoft HQ. One year before Windows Vista release. Meeting.) | |
Marketing VC: | |
Our latest marketing research suggests that UNIX has a | |
competitive advantage: _symbolic links_. | |
Ballmer (throwing a chair at the marketing VC): | |
What the hell are sympathetic links? | |
Windows program manager: | |
I asked our programmers. They don't know what they are. | |
Ballmer (throwing a chair at the Windows program manager): | |
IMPLEMENT THEM! | |
* * * | |
(Redmond, Microsoft HQ. Half a year before Windows Vista release.) | |
Windows program manager (dodging a chair thrown by Ballmer): | |
We tried hard, but we can't implement them. Our symlinks are shit. | |
Ballmer (smashing chair over his head): | |
EUREKA! Leave them as they are. We'll make such a terrible sympathetic link | |
implementation that everyone would think that symlinks are shit in general. | |
Thus, UNIX won't have advantage! Wait, add more horrible things. | |
For example, make a limit of 31 links per path. And don't forget to write in | |
docs: "Symbolic links are designed to aid in migration and application | |
compatibility with UNIX operating systems. Microsoft has implemented its | |
symbolic links to function just like UNIX links.". Muahahahaha! | |
* * * | |
(After Vista release. Headlines.) | |
Slashdot: "Windows has an awful symlink implementation". | |
ZDNet: "Symbolic links on Windows are ugly." | |
Windows Magazine: "Symbolic links are shit." | |
Rails Rockstar Ninjas Magazine: "Why you shouldn't use symlinks." | |
37signals blog: "We don't use symlinks, because we're awesome. Fuck you!" | |
Scientific journal: "Symlinks considered harmful." | |
POSIX:2012: "Symlinks are deprecated." | |
The Old New Thing, 2015: "Why Windows symlinks are shit? Read on to find out | |
the <strike>excuse</strike> technical explanation... Our programmers are not | |
bad, seriously!" |
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