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150 Bitcoin Haikus, | |
explaining economics, technology, and philosophy. | |
By Trevor Salyzyn | |
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Scarcity is lack | |
When there is no longer lack, | |
You're postcapital. | |
Food, shelter, and drink: | |
All that we necessitate. | |
What else do we want? | |
Freedom of movement. | |
Freedom from wage-slavery. | |
Freedom of conscience. | |
A perfect system, | |
The Internet lacks nothing | |
But it's just info. | |
How can we apply | |
The lessons of Internet | |
To our capital? | |
Equity is fair. | |
But with crytoequity, | |
Where is ownership? | |
A transcendental, | |
Meta-economic thought: | |
"What is currency?" | |
Currency measures | |
Fairness, or the appearance | |
Of fair transaction. | |
Cryptoequities: | |
The appearance of value | |
Determines value. | |
A fair transaction | |
Transfers, transcendentally, | |
Equity for cash. | |
Disrupt cash value | |
Destroy faith in the system | |
New systems emerge. | |
A novel system | |
Is already rising up. | |
We are pioneers. | |
What's the difference? | |
Since a credit card can fail, | |
Bitcoins act like cash. | |
More security: | |
One humungous, shared ledger | |
Of all transactions | |
Free society | |
Has, at its core, privacy | |
You must act in trust. | |
Don't use latest tech: | |
Futureproof the encryption | |
Test it over time. | |
Distributed trust | |
No prime agency is key | |
Permits greater speed | |
Permanent times stamps: | |
To maintain security. | |
Maintain the blockchain. | |
Deep security. | |
A blockchain is more hack-proof | |
Than a government. | |
Move forward in time | |
It's difficult predictions. | |
Move backward, it's not. | |
Complex to simple: | |
Causation needs more power | |
To process hashes. | |
A chain of hashes: | |
Each an individual | |
Movement of Money. | |
Own your own data | |
Get paid if it's valuable | |
End of Big Data. | |
Banks are post-paper | |
But still use paper logic: | |
It's horse and buggy. | |
Two billion people | |
Cannot afford bank account. | |
Stuck with microfees. | |
Banks aren't transparent. | |
Instead of using smart cash, | |
Take days to settle. | |
There's no incentive | |
To improve banking product, | |
Just to add in fees. | |
Pegged onto a hash, | |
Sidechains borrow resources | |
(Computing power). | |
It's with symmetry, | |
Freely shared information, | |
Banks make less profit. | |
Permissioned blockchains | |
For existing financiers | |
Wary of bitcoins. | |
Finish one, move on | |
I write this like a blockchain | |
Haiku to haiku | |
Increase time required | |
By appending some zeroes | |
To the start of hash. | |
Fully peer-to-peer | |
Currency evolution. | |
Trustless protocol. | |
Form philosophy, | |
Necessary core beliefs | |
To help understand. | |
How Satoshi thought | |
Subterranean desires | |
Is interesting. | |
The banks were bailed-out | |
Due to stock market crashing | |
Some change was needed. | |
Paypal stopped service | |
For WikiLeaks donations. | |
Spotlight on bitcoins. | |
Freeware banking apps | |
With more portability | |
Could soon replace banks | |
Bitcoins computate | |
To eight decimal places | |
Rather than hundredths. | |
Error-free ledger. | |
Complete, searchable data | |
In minutes, not days | |
Company secrets, | |
Using permissioned access, | |
Can be protected. | |
Robotic time stamps | |
Threaten audit companies | |
With obsolescence. | |
Limit government. | |
The bitcoin enterprise is | |
Libertarian. | |
Miners behave with | |
Rational self-interest | |
Verifying facts. | |
One select miner | |
Adds next block to the block-chain | |
Every ten minutes. | |
Only consensus | |
Keeps the process running well. | |
No reward for cheats. | |
Cryptographic hash | |
Leads to seemingly random | |
String of bit data. | |
Debit and credit: | |
Double-entry accounting | |
What about a third? | |
Ledger's third copy | |
In bits of public blockchain | |
Thus: triple-entry. | |
What's core software's aim? | |
Really advanced bookkeeping. | |
A perfect ledger. | |
In this modern age, | |
We lose efficiency to | |
Clumsy bookkeeping. | |
Moral dilemma: | |
Should we centralize data | |
Of many clients? | |
Charge card transactions | |
Fraud and identity theft | |
Become possible. | |
When we pay with cards, | |
Some intermediaries | |
Hold our stats in trust. | |
Trust our financiers | |
Trust they won't wreck currency | |
Trust the printing press | |
We don't need such trust | |
We keep the complete records. | |
Cost of lies too great. | |
Like a lottery, | |
Find the nonce in ten minutes, | |
Before new one formed. | |
If two solutions, | |
Official one is based on | |
The next block's value. | |
Open source software: | |
One can freely alter it | |
And look at the code. | |
Bitcoin programmers | |
Conservative with changes | |
To default settings. | |
Immigrant workers | |
Can wire their money back home | |
Without crippling fees. | |
Peer-to-peer network | |
No intermediaries | |
Like handling of cash. | |
Within the blockchain | |
We all store the same ledger | |
One hundred percent. | |
Unalterable, | |
Frozen in time, forever, | |
Once transaction made. | |
Solved problems such as: | |
How do computers all sync | |
Sans master ledger? | |
By mining bitcoin, | |
Zombie farm makes more money | |
Than double spending. | |
Peer-to-peer network | |
Appears more resilient | |
To government raid. | |
By printing money | |
Instead of raising taxes | |
Currencies inflate. | |
Changing mining ease | |
Controls bitcoin inflation | |
By faster hardware. | |
The longest blockchain | |
Is automatically | |
The official one. | |
Rare to a limit, | |
We can guess bitcoin supply | |
At a future date. | |
It is scarce like gold, | |
But portable like e-mail. | |
Measured improvement. | |
Where are bitcoins stored? | |
In addresses on blockchain. | |
Use with private keys. | |
How to get around | |
The double-spending problem? | |
Rehash full ledger. | |
Satoshi wrote code | |
Before he wrote white paper | |
To confirm it worked. | |
Public key decrypts | |
To validate transaction. | |
Private key encrypts. | |
Transaction request: | |
Address of payer, payee; | |
Amount of bitcoins. | |
A small change to block | |
Forms completely different | |
Cryptographic hash. | |
When trying to mine, | |
Trial-and-error solution. | |
Millions of attempts. | |
Traditionally, | |
Vendors pull funds from account; | |
Bitcoins are pushed out. | |
Push reduces fraud, | |
Limiting vendor access, | |
And preventing charge-backs. | |
Bitcoins in ledger. | |
Keys authorize transactions | |
So store keys safely. | |
Casual users | |
Interact with their wallets. | |
Manage cash and keys. | |
Protecting network, | |
The more powerful machines | |
Run the Bitcoin Core. | |
Miners sync ledger | |
And validate transactions | |
With shared protocol. | |
What do miners gain? | |
They share computing power | |
For chance at new coins. | |
Mining reward speed | |
Is adjusted in real time | |
To power input. | |
Orphaned transactions | |
May take more than one cycle | |
To be included. | |
Proof-of-work trumps trust | |
The first entry that obtains | |
Is legitimate. | |
Miner incentive | |
When all twenty-one million | |
Bitcoins have been mined? | |
The transaction fees | |
Comes from pennies in all blocks. | |
Nodes are paid from that. | |
Credit cards and cheques | |
Can bounce days or weeks later. | |
Bits done in an hour. | |
Microfinancing | |
Currently pays middlemen | |
Transfers should be free. | |
The smallest fraction | |
One one-hundred millionth | |
Is one satoshi. | |
Coins can be coloured. | |
A satoshi represents | |
A deed for a car. | |
When coloured bitcoin | |
Is transfered, it is timestamped: | |
Time owner changes. | |
Program real-world goods. | |
Such as a temporary | |
Digital car-key. | |
Company issues | |
Programmable smart money | |
To limit credit. | |
One key per address | |
Is only the default mode. | |
Can do multi-sig. | |
Two-of-three wallet | |
Requires two sigs to open. | |
Can be further scaled. | |
Over peer-to-peer: | |
Sell internet connection | |
With a fingerswipe. | |
For transparency | |
Should voting be on block-chain? | |
What are benefits? | |
Currency needs to be scarce; | |
Easily divisible; | |
One hopes, portable. | |
Solid currency: | |
It needs to be durable; | |
Valued over time. | |
Bitcoin is all this | |
Except it's decentralized | |
And programmable. | |
A genuine risk, | |
Fifty-one percent attack, | |
Could destabilize. | |
Is bitcoin a threat? | |
How will governments respond | |
To mathenomics? | |
Confirmation time: | |
Speed versus security | |
Is a real trade-off. | |
Like evolution | |
Being an algorithm, | |
So too is e-cash. | |
Test of a theory. | |
Exchange without force or fraud: | |
Nozick's self-owners. | |
With self-ownership, | |
Nobody has rights to you, | |
Or to your labour. | |
Just minimal state -- | |
Protecting from force, fraud, theft -- | |
Remains efficicent. | |
Success of Bitcoin | |
Is a point for anarchy: | |
Proof that it can work. | |
Everyone has rights | |
That noone may infringe on. | |
May? Or rather, can. | |
State monopoly | |
Upon the usage of force | |
Violates our rights | |
Is in the worst case | |
A state superior to | |
Best-case anarchy? | |
When building a state, | |
The whole procedure must be | |
Moral, in good faith. | |
Against the state's rights: | |
What one may do to Other | |
Is what state may do. | |
State in non-state terms | |
Fundamentally explains | |
Government theory. | |
Even wrong theory | |
How state could have arisen | |
Helps explanation. | |
The state of nature: | |
Perfect freedom to do all | |
But harm Other's rights. | |
The indignity: | |
To agree to state control | |
Is to be Measured. | |
Without punishment: | |
Injustice on injustice. | |
How to end a feud? | |
In state of nature | |
One may not be strong enough | |
To protect one's rights. | |
Association: | |
Groups of individuals | |
Can help enforce rights. | |
This is protection, | |
Like number of honest nodes | |
Working together. | |
In case of dispute, | |
Third party can be summoned | |
Even if not State. | |
Power to enforce, | |
If third party is not State, | |
Must be guaranteed. | |
Two parties may opt | |
For represention by | |
Two distinct agents. | |
In the above case, | |
If two agencies differ, | |
Third agent brought in. | |
The third agency, | |
Up until now not needed, | |
Is federal mode. | |
Of necessity: | |
From anarchy arises | |
A minimal state. | |
A requirement. | |
Common protective systems | |
To solve differences. | |
Scaled economies, | |
The division of labour, | |
And market pressures. | |
All, when combined with | |
Rational self-interest, | |
Is minimal state. | |
From state of nature, | |
Rational self-interest | |
Becomes rule of law. | |
A monopoly | |
A state has on use of force, | |
Not a state without. | |
For example, One: | |
Outsider group have own laws. | |
Punish by own rules. | |
For example, Two: | |
One may pay for protection | |
To distinct degrees. | |
Invisible hand: | |
Adam Smith's economics. | |
What's the opposite? | |
Hidden hand theory, | |
Controlled from shadows above: | |
A conspiracy. | |
A few generals, | |
Some loyal; some traitorous, | |
Surround a city. | |
For siege to succeed | |
Armies must coodinate | |
Through foot-messengers. | |
Loyal generals | |
Must be able to agree | |
On plan of attack. | |
Disloyal leaders | |
Must not cause loyalists to | |
Adopt a bad plan. | |
When a computer | |
Gets conflicting messages | |
It's like Generals. | |
Byzantine problem: | |
Guarantee same messages | |
To all generals. | |
Unanimity: | |
Byzantine Fault Tolerance: | |
Loyals all agree. | |
How to guarantee? | |
A network in parallel | |
Forms a proof-of-work. | |
Every general | |
Receives hash data from each | |
And computes the hash. | |
The majority | |
Is the rule they all obey: | |
"Traitor tolerance". | |
Wisdom of the crowd: | |
The best plan is made by most. | |
Traitors can't stop it. | |
Further Reading | |
Nakomoto, Satoshi. Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System. | |
https://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf | |
Leslie Lamport, Robert Shostak, and Marshall Pease. Byzantine Generals Problem. | |
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/lamport/pubs/byz.pdf | |
Nozick, Robert. Anarchy, State, and Utopia | |
Vigna, Paul and Michael Casey. The Age of Cryptocurrency | |
Tapscott, Don and Alex. Blockchain Revolution | |
Patterson, Steve. What's the Big Deal About Bitcoin? | |
Jeffrey, Mark. Bitcoin Explained Simply | |
Champagne, Phil. The Book of Satoshi. |
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