PB&J making instructions

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Okay alien (that's you), you see that there are some things in front of you. 
One big object and then some small objects resting on top of it.
That big object is a "Table".
Now let me label those smaller objects.
1) the item all the way on your left is "Bread"
2) the item to the right of that is "Jelly"
3) and to the right of that, "Peanut Butter"
4) and to the right of that, "Knife"
5) and to the right of that, "Plate"
Okay, good.  Remember from left-to-right: "Bread", "Jelly", "Peanut Butter", "Knife", "Plate" 

1) Grab "Bread"
2) That outer clear material is called a "Bag"
3) The "bag" wraps the "bread"
4) Remove the bag and set it aside
5) The bread is divided into smaller pieces called "Slices"
6) Pick out two slices -- but not from the ends because those are icky
7) Place those slices on the plate.
8) You should now return the rest of the slices into the bag
9) Now select the jelly and the peanut butter
10) Okay, so I lied earlier: what you are holding are actually "jars" that contain peanut butter and jelly. That is, the peanut butter and jelly are inside each respective jar.
11) So how're we gonna get it out?
12) Keep the jars orieneted as they are. Select the jelly and place one hand around the middle of the jar and the other over the top. 
13) Hold the middle firmly, and twist the top until it pops right off.
14) Set the top to the side
15) Great! Now repeat steps 13-14 with the peanut butter jar.
16) That gelatinous stuff inside is the jelly and the peanut butter, respectively.  
17) Cool Dude.
18) So now I want you to grab the knife, but be careful where you hold it.  There's a thin half and a fat half.  Hold the fat half of the knife.  
19) Now while holding the fat half of the knife, dip the thin half into the peanut butter and swirl until some of that brown goodness globs onto the knife.
20) Now remove the knife, along with that brown goodness, and apply it to one of the two bread slices.  Specifically, apply it only to one of the two sides of the slice that have the largest surface areas. 
21) Spread the peanut butter until that side of the bread is evenly coated.
22) Now repeat steps 19-21 except using jelly and the other slice of bread.
23) Now merge the two slices of bread with the sides containing the peanut butter and jelly facing each other.
24) And you're done!  You now have a rocking PB&J sandwich.
25) Oh yeah, replace the proper tops onto the peanut butter and jelly jars! -- You know just twist them in the opposite direction you got them off.