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Brace Yourself Sawrubh, emails are coming!
var count = 21+13+8+5+3+2+1+1+0
, bumps = [
"Keep Calm & Code On...",
"May The Source Be With You!",
"Want to change the world? Good! First, go get the source code.",
"Klaatu barada nikto.",
"Less Yak, More Hack!",
"Fuck It, Ship It.",
"Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to resume.",
"<tits>( . ) ( . )</tits>",
"Good news everyone...",
"42",
"Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock. Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard. Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.",
"Brace yourself, you're legally allowed to fuck-around about anywhere in the world!",
"Be more Honey-badger... (y)",
"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!",
"I sentence you to death... by Snu Snu!",
"Everybody Wanna Fock!",
"Yamas!",
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0",
"Grab a life, while it's compiling...",
"The world bores you when you’re cool.",
"Hakuna Matata"
];
function mailBomb() {
for (var i=0; i<count; i++) {
var email = "recipient@email.id"
, subject = "Mail " + i + " of 21+13+8+5+3+2+1+1+0"
, message = bumps[Math.ceil(Math.random()*(bumps.length))];
MailApp.sendEmail(email, subject, message);
}
}
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