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All You Zombies

2217 Time Zone V (EST) 7 Nov. 1970--NTC-- "Pop's Place": I was polishing a brandy snifter when the Unmarried Mother came in. I noted the time---10:17 P. M. zone five, or eastern time, November 7th, 1970. Temporal agents always notice time and date; we must.

The Unmarried Mother was a man twenty--five years old, no taller than I am, childish features and a touchy temper. I didn't like his looks---I never had---but he was a lad I was here to recruit, he was my boy. I gave him my best barkeep's smile.

Maybe I'm too critical. He wasn't swish; his nickname came from what he always said when some nosy type asked him his line: "I'm an unmarried mother." If he felt less than murderous he would add: "at four cents a word. I write confession stories."

If he felt nasty, he would wait for somebody to make something of it. He had a lethal style of infighting, like a female cop---reason I wanted him. Not the only one.

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#!/bin/sh -e
#
# Usage: browser
#        pipe html to a browser
# e.g.
#  $ echo '<h1>hi mom!</h1>' | browser
#  $ ron -5 man/rip.5.ron | browser   

if [ -t 0 ]; then
  if [ -n "$1" ]; then

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Mustache.tmbundle

1. Download the zip
2. Open the zip
3. Double click Mustache.tmbundle

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# sh function to murder all running processes matching a pattern
# thanks 3n: http://twitter.com/3n/status/19113206105

murder () {
  ps | grep $1 | grep -v grep | awk '{print $1}' | xargs kill -9
}

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var Timezone = {
  set : function() {
    var date = new Date();
    date.setTime(date.getTime() + (1000*24*60*60*1000));
    var expires = "; expires=" + date.toGMTString();
    document.cookie = "timezone=" + (-date.getTimezoneOffset() * 60) + expires + "; path=/";
  }
}

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window.onorientationchange = function() {
  if (window.orientation == 0) {
    $('#sidebar').fadeOut()
  } else {
    $('#sidebar').fadeIn()
  }
}

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# Usage: gitio URL [CODE]
#
# Turns a github.com URL
#  into a git.io URL
#
# Copies the git.io URL to your clipboard.

url  = ARGV[0]
code = ARGV[1]

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Gist Clients

Want to create a Gist from your editor, the command line, or the Services menu? Here's how.

Editor Support

• TextMate
• Emacs
• Vim
• Coda

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# Video: http://rubyhoedown2008.confreaks.com/08-chris-wanstrath-keynote.html

Hi everyone, I'm Chris Wanstrath.

When Jeremy asked me to come talk, I said yes.  Hell yes.  Immediately.  But
then I took a few moments and thought, Wait, why?  Why me?  What am I supposed
to say that's interesting?  Something about Ruby, perhaps.  Maybe the
future of it.  The future of something, at least.  That sounds
keynote-y.

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require 'mechanize'
require 'yaml'

$results = []

def find(a, link)
  puts "find started on #{link}"
  a.get link do |page|
    page.search(:css, ".blog-post").each do |post|
      h2 = post.search(:css, "h2").first