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Are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to sleep with one eye open, he can see through his eyelids Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door White sharks have extra rows of teeth in case they bite Chuck Norris by mistake, Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Windows 7 was Chuck Norris's Idea. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face, Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing, Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill, Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live "Personal Possession" is a myth, there are simply things that Chuck Norris wants and things that Chuck Norris doesn't want Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Every time Babe Ruth pointed with his bat, he was pointing to Chuck Norris.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time, Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants, Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris knows no boundaries, the boundaries know him.