WT White Elephant 2015

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Welcome to White Elephant! Please input names line by line. When you are finished inputting names, press enter on a blank line.

Participant name: Erika Cober
Participant name: Kevin Conner
Participant name: Derek Brameyer
Participant name: Jeff Pamer
Participant name: Eric Richardson
Participant name: Andrew Harris
Participant name: Fabian Reddig
Participant name: Hyun-Woo Park
Participant name: Evan Halley
Participant name: Dustin Rhodes
Participant name: Emily Parker
Participant name: Karl Smith
Participant name: Michael Velez
Participant name: Matt Uttridge
Participant name: Joel Garrett
Participant name: Erik Yowell
Participant name: 

Randomizing the order...

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        TURN 1
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Erik Yowell is up first! What gift did they get?
The gift is a/an: Exploding Kittens card game
Cool! An amazing Exploding Kittens card game! What a gift!


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        TURN 2
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Now we're on to Hyun-Woo Park. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Hyun-Woo Park get?
The gift is a/an: Spirograph
Cool! An amazing Spirograph! What a gift!


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        TURN 3
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Now we're on to Dustin Rhodes. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Dustin Rhodes want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Erik Yowell, Steals: 0)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 1
Dustin Rhodes could not be more of a scalawag. They just plundered the Exploding Kittens card game from Erik Yowell with no reproach.


Welp, we're on to Erik Yowell. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Erik Yowell get?
The gift is a/an: We Didn't Playtest This at All card game
Cool! An amazing We Didn't Playtest This at All card game! What a gift!


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        TURN 4
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Now we're on to Jeff Pamer. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Jeff Pamer get?
The gift is a/an: Boba Fett bobble-head
Cool! An amazing Boba Fett bobble-head! What a gift!


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        TURN 5
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Now we're on to Evan Halley. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Evan Halley get?
The gift is a/an: Coors limited edition beer stein
Cool! An amazing Coors limited edition beer stein! What a gift!


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        TURN 6
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Now we're on to Michael Velez. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Michael Velez get?
The gift is a/an: X11 Hornet drone
Cool! An amazing X11 Hornet drone! What a gift!


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        TURN 7
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Now we're on to Derek Brameyer. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Derek Brameyer get?
The gift is a/an: North Carolina towel    
Cool! An amazing North Carolina towel! What a gift!


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        TURN 8
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Now we're on to Fabian Reddig. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Fabian Reddig get?
The gift is a/an: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets
Cool! An amazing Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets! What a gift!


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        TURN 9
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Now we're on to Matt Uttridge. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2      
What gift did Matt Uttridge get?
The gift is a/an: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass
Cool! An amazing Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass! What a gift!


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        TURN 10
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Now we're on to Andrew Harris. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Andrew Harris get?
The gift is a/an: Bodum teapot
Cool! An amazing Bodum teapot! What a gift!


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        TURN 11
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Now we're on to Karl Smith. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Karl Smith want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: We Didn't Playtest This at All card game (Owner: Erik Yowell, Steals: 0)
Gift 4: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 6: X11 Hornet drone (Owner: Michael Velez, Steals: 0)
Gift 7: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 6
What is Karl Smith thinking taking that X11 Hornet drone? Michael Velez played them like a fiddle!


Welp, we're on to Michael Velez. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Michael Velez get?
The gift is a/an: second copy of Exploding Kittens
Cool! An amazing second copy of Exploding Kittens! What a gift!


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        TURN 12
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Now we're on to Kevin Conner. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Kevin Conner get?
The gift is a/an: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow
Cool! An amazing emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow! What a gift!


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        TURN 13
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Now we're on to Emily Parker. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Emily Parker get?
The gift is a/an: lockpick set with a transparent lock
Cool! An amazing lockpick set with a transparent lock! What a gift!


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        TURN 14
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Now we're on to Joel Garrett. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Joel Garrett get?
The gift is a/an: nano drone
Cool! An amazing nano drone! What a gift!


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        TURN 15
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Now we're on to Eric Richardson. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Eric Richardson want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: We Didn't Playtest This at All card game (Owner: Erik Yowell, Steals: 0)
Gift 4: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 6: X11 Hornet drone (Owner: Karl Smith, Steals: 1)
Gift 7: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)
Gift 11: second copy of Exploding Kittens (Owner: Michael Velez, Steals: 0)
Gift 12: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow (Owner: Kevin Conner, Steals: 0)
Gift 13: lockpick set with a transparent lock (Owner: Emily Parker, Steals: 0)
Gift 14: nano drone (Owner: Joel Garrett, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 3
Eric Richardson purloined the We Didn't Playtest This at All card game from Erik Yowell.


Welp, we're on to Erik Yowell. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Erik Yowell want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 4: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: X11 Hornet drone (Owner: Karl Smith, Steals: 1)
Gift 6: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 7: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: second copy of Exploding Kittens (Owner: Michael Velez, Steals: 0)
Gift 11: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow (Owner: Kevin Conner, Steals: 0)
Gift 12: lockpick set with a transparent lock (Owner: Emily Parker, Steals: 0)
Gift 13: nano drone (Owner: Joel Garrett, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 10
What is Erik Yowell thinking taking that second copy of Exploding Kittens? Michael Velez played them like a fiddle!


Welp, we're on to Michael Velez. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Michael Velez want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 4: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: X11 Hornet drone (Owner: Karl Smith, Steals: 1)
Gift 6: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 7: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow (Owner: Kevin Conner, Steals: 0)
Gift 11: lockpick set with a transparent lock (Owner: Emily Parker, Steals: 0)
Gift 12: nano drone (Owner: Joel Garrett, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 5
BAH GAWD, Michael Velez!  That X11 Hornet drone had a family! And that family was mostly Karl Smith! And you tore that family apart!
Congrats to Michael Velez for being the true owner of a shiny new X11 Hornet drone!


Welp, we're on to Karl Smith. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 1
We're stealing! What does Karl Smith want?

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 4: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 6: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 7: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow (Owner: Kevin Conner, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: lockpick set with a transparent lock (Owner: Emily Parker, Steals: 0)
Gift 11: nano drone (Owner: Joel Garrett, Steals: 0)

Gift to steal (a number): 10
Karl Smith purloined the lockpick set with a transparent lock from Emily Parker.


Welp, we're on to Emily Parker. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Emily Parker get?
The gift is a/an: Chromecast
Cool! An amazing Chromecast! What a gift!


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        TURN 16
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Now we're on to Erika Cober. Are they stealing or picking a new gift?
Input 1 to steal or 2 to pick a new gift: 2
What gift did Erika Cober get?
The gift is a/an: thermal laminator and laminator paper
Cool! An amazing thermal laminator and laminator paper! What a gift!


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       LAST TURN
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Back to Erik Yowell, who has the option to force a swap!
Select the gift to swap for. If they're not swapping, input 0.

Gift 1: Exploding Kittens card game (Owner: Dustin Rhodes, Steals: 1)
Gift 2: Spirograph (Owner: Hyun-Woo Park, Steals: 0)
Gift 3: We Didn't Playtest This at All card game (Owner: Eric Richardson, Steals: 1)
Gift 4: Boba Fett bobble-head (Owner: Jeff Pamer, Steals: 0)
Gift 5: Coors limited edition beer stein (Owner: Evan Halley, Steals: 0)
Gift 6: X11 Hornet drone (Owner: Michael Velez, Steals: 2)
Gift 7: North Carolina towel (Owner: Derek Brameyer, Steals: 0)
Gift 8: Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets (Owner: Fabian Reddig, Steals: 0)
Gift 9: Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass (Owner: Matt Uttridge, Steals: 0)
Gift 10: Bodum teapot (Owner: Andrew Harris, Steals: 0)
Gift 11: emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow (Owner: Kevin Conner, Steals: 0)
Gift 12: lockpick set with a transparent lock (Owner: Karl Smith, Steals: 1)
Gift 13: nano drone (Owner: Joel Garrett, Steals: 0)
Gift 14: Chromecast (Owner: Emily Parker, Steals: 0)
Gift 15: thermal laminator and laminator paper (Owner: Erika Cober, Steals: 0)

Gift to swap (a number): 0
No swap! What a pal.

That's a wrap! Here's what everyone ended up with:

It's already difficult to picture Dustin Rhodes without their Exploding Kittens card game.
Would you look at that! Hyun-Woo Park has their very own Spirograph!
Poor Eric Richardson, they're now the unfortunate owner of the We Didn't Playtest This at All card game...
As the dust settles, Jeff Pamer stands alone, holding their Boba Fett bobble-head.
Would you look at that! Evan Halley has their very own Coors limited edition beer stein!
Would you look at that! Michael Velez has their very own X11 Hornet drone!
A proud day for Derek Brameyer, who got the North Carolina towel for White Elephant.
Poor Fabian Reddig, they're now the unfortunate owner of the Pocket Monkey multi-tool and cat butt magnets...
It's already difficult to picture Matt Uttridge without their Crayons, Monopoly, a coloring book for adults, and a redneck wine glass.
Beggars can't be choosers, so Andrew Harris, don't complain about your Bodum teapot.
Erik Yowell lucked out with their very own second copy of Exploding Kittens! What a find!
Look out world, Kevin Conner now has the emoji pillow and tiny poop emoji pillow.
Look out world, Karl Smith now has the lockpick set with a transparent lock.
Joel Garrett lucked out with their very own nano drone! What a find!
It's already difficult to picture Emily Parker without their Chromecast.
A proud day for Erika Cober, who got the thermal laminator and laminator paper for White Elephant.