Shitty Recruiter Spam.txt

Hi,
 
This is Neela, recruiter from Kellton Tech Solutions (Formerly Prosoft Technology Group, Inc) 
We are an Information Technology and Business Consulting firm specializing in Project-based Solutions 
and Professional Staffing Services. I just tried reaching you today as your profile has been one of 
the best matches for an immediate job opportunity I have with my client. So, please have a look at 
the job description and let me know your interest ASAP. I would really appreciate if you could send 
me your most updated resume also.

Please Note:
 
If for any reason this does not interest you or you felt uncomfortable by any part of this email, I sincerely apologize. 
Please consider this E-mail as a request for referrals and feel free in forward this email to anyone whom you might find a fit.

Title: Sr. Mobile UI Engineer
Location: Reston, VA
Tenure: 6 Months
 
Locals Only, F2F Must
 
INTERVIEW REQUIREMENTS:
Must be able to solve problems on a white board using hand-written pseudo-code (HTML, CSS, and JavaScript)
Must understand advanced HTML and CSS, and advanced JavaScript functions without needing a computer for reference
Must have created several websites from scratch, with preference given to CMS driven sites (WordPress, Drupal, Joomla, SilverStripe, etc.)
Must know how to use and modify CSS frameworks like Blueprint, Bootstrap, or Skeleton.
 
POSITION SUMMARY:
 
Expert in HTML , CSS 2 and 3, JavaScript, and have significant knowledge of integration with back end systems.
Experience with large enterprise software projects, from conception to delivery to testing.
 
This position will interact closely with project management and software engineers to shape project
requirements and guide projects through completion.
 

General Guidelines:
 
Can hand-code HTML5, CSS3, and basic JavaScript without needing assistance from code completion or any computer program
Can document ideas in hand-written pseudo code
Continuously seeks out and learns new web techniques on their own
Is a mature professional with initiative and drive
Truly enjoys user interface creation and front end development
The following qualities are not required, but are highly desired:
 
Understands and enthusiastically embraces philosophies like Web Standards, Semantic markup and good programming practices
Has created their own independent projects or contributed to open source projects
Is active in the local or national web design and development community
 
Required Skills:*
Significant OO JavaScript knowledge
Proficient with Swift (2.x/3.x). Experience with Objective-C is a plus.
Experience with iOS frameworks/SDKs, including Core Location, AVFoundation, MediaPlayer and Facebook SDK.
Experience with multi-threading and Grand Central Dispatch.
Familiar with Apple’s Human Interface guidelines and App Store review guidelines.
Proficient with Javascript, at least one open source web framework and building hybrid mobile apps.
Experience with XML and JSON
Experience using JavaScript and jQuery with server side technology
Expert knowledge of HTML5 and CSS3
Working knowledge of building user interfaces using Storyboards and Auto Layout.
Fair knowledge of data structures, algorithms and designing for performance.
Mobile development for web and on native platforms (iOS, Android)
React.js
Grunt
Node

Education/Certifications:*
8+ years of professional experience in web development or a related field.
 
All the required details are mandatory. In case you are not willing to provide us these details. Kindly pass.
 
Full Name of the consultant as per passport
Full Date of Birth (DD/MM/YY)  
Phone Number
Email ID
Current Location
Relocation
Visa status
Validity
Last four digits of SSN:
Attach H1B/GC/EAD Copy (Mandatory)(Ignore if Citizen)
Attach Photo id & Skype id(Mandatory)
Passport Number or Copy
Highest Degree (Education), University & Location
Year of Completion
Years of Experience                                                         
US Experience
 
 
With Regards,
 
Neela Sravanthi   

If for any reason this does not interest you or you felt uncomfortable by any part of this email, I sincerely apologize.
Please consider this E-mail as a request for referrals and feel free in forward this email to anyone whom you might find a fit.

Apologizing in advance for the unsolicited email while simultaneously asking for a referral 😆

@kylefox If this lady finds someone due to this post, does that mean DHH gets a referral bonus?

Full Date of Birth (DD/MM/YY)

You're not allowed to ask job applicants their age where I live.