Makes Food Club Bets into a reasonable reddit-formatted table

reddit-food-club-tables.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name       Food Club Bets to Reddit Table
// @namespace  diceroll123
// @match      https://www.neopets.com/pirates/foodclub.phtml?type=current_bets
// @copyright  diceroll123 2014+
// ==/UserScript==

$("table:contains('Current Bets')").last().after("<button id='reddit'>Show Reddit Table</button>");

$("#reddit").on('click', function() {
   
    $(this).fadeOut();
    getBets();
    
});

function getBet(html, odds) {
    function getPirate(bet) {
        var pirates = {
            "Federismo Corvallio": 'Federismo',
            "Bonnie Pip Culliford": 'Bonnie',
            "Puffo the Waister": 'Puffo',
            "Orvinn the First Mate": 'Orvinn',
            "Scurvy Dan the Blade": 'Dan',
            "Young Sproggie": 'Sproggie',
            "Squire Venable": 'Squire',
            "Ol' Stripey": 'Stripey',
            "Captain Crossblades": 'Crossblades',
            "Franchisco Corvallio": 'Franchisco',
            "Admiral Blackbeard": 'Blackbeard',
            "Gooblah the Grarrl": 'Gooblah',
            "Lucky McKyriggan": 'Lucky',
            "Fairfax the Deckhand": 'Fairfax',
            "Sir Edmund Ogletree": 'Edmund',
            "The Tailhook Kid": 'Tailhook',
            "Stuff-A-Roo": 'Stuff',
            "Buck Cutlass": 'Buck',
            "Peg Leg Percival": 'Peg Leg',
            "Ned the Skipper": 'Ned'
        };
        
        for(var key in pirates) {
            if(bet.indexOf(key) != -1) {
                return pirates[key];
            }
	}
    }
    
    var shipwreck = "",
        lagoon = "",
        treasure = "",
        hidden = "",
        harpoon = "";
    
    // individual bets
    bets = html.split("<br>");
    $(bets).each(function(k,v) {
        if(v.indexOf("Shipwreck") != -1) {
            shipwreck = getPirate(v);
        } else if(v.indexOf("Lagoon") != -1) {
            lagoon = getPirate(v);
        } else if(v.indexOf("Treasure") != -1) {
            treasure = getPirate(v);
        } else if(v.indexOf("Hidden") != -1) {
            hidden = getPirate(v);
        } else if(v.indexOf("Harpoon") != -1) {
            harpoon = getPirate(v);
        }
    });
    
    return "|" + shipwreck + "|" + lagoon + "|" + treasure + "|" + hidden + "|" + harpoon + "|" + odds + "\n";
    
}

function getBets() {
    table = $("table:contains('Current Bets')").last();
    
    round = table.find("tr[bgcolor='white']").first().children().first().text();
    
    bet_table = round + "|Shipwreck|Lagoon|Treasure|Hidden|Harpoon|Odds\n:-:|-|-|-|-|-|-:\n";
    
    table_bets = [];
    
    table.find("tr[bgcolor='white']").each(function(k,v) {
        if(k+1 <= 10) {
            table_bets.push(getBet($(v).children().eq(1).html(), $(v).children().eq(3).text()));
        }
    });
    
    table_bets.sort();
    num = 1;
    for(var bet in table_bets) {
        bet_table += num + table_bets[bet];
        num++;
    }    
    
    textarea = $('<br><textarea id="table" style="height: 196px; width: 491px;"/>');
    $("#reddit").after(textarea);
    $("#table").val(bet_table);
}

You need to replace the 'http' with 'https' or Tampermonkey won't detect that it's the correct page.