My generic .profile file

generic-dot-profile

# say
alias say="say -v Vicki"

# Don't check mail
unset MAILCHECK

#
# Fancy bash functions
#
function ifconfig_line {
  ifconfig | grep 'inet ' | grep -v 127.0.0.1
}

function parse_git_branch {
  git branch --no-color 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/(\1)/'
}

function local_ip {
  ifconfig_line | awk '{print $2}'
}

# SHELL PROMPT CONFIG
export PS1='\u@$(local_ip) [\w] $(parse_git_branch) '

export EDITOR='sub -w'

# SHORTCUTS
alias psg='ps wwaux | grep -v grep | grep -i'
alias l='ls -1'
alias ll='ls -lah'
alias gitpull="git pull --rebase"
alias gitco="git checkout"
alias gitst="git status"

alias rm='rm -i'
alias mkdir='mkdir -p'
alias which='type -a'
alias path='echo -e ${PATH//:/\\n}'

alias du='du -kh'       # Makes a more readable output.
alias df='df -kTh'

#---------------------
# history awesomeness
#---------------------
bind '"\e[A"':history-search-backward
bind '"\e[B"':history-search-forward
bind '"\M-\e[B"':"\"\C-k\C-ahistory | grep '^ *[0-9]* *\C-e.'\C-m\""
bind Space:magic-space
shopt -s histappend
export PROMPT_COMMAND='history -a'

#Memcache
EVENT_NOKQUEUE=yes

# CD shortcuts
shopt -s cdable_vars
export post=$HOME/projects/postano

# bash completion
if [ -f `brew --prefix`/etc/bash_completion ]; then
  . `brew --prefix`/etc/bash_completion
fi

#PATH
PATH=/usr/local/share/npm/bin:~/bin:$PATH