cookie clicker bot, you're too much fun

cookiebot.js

CookieBot = {
	click: function clicker() {
		clearInterval(this.clickInterval);
		this.clickInterval = setInterval(function clickIntervaller() {
			// Click the large cook as fast as possible!
			$("#bigCookie").click();
		}, 1);
		
		// limit this to 15 for hidden achievement?
		//TODO: test for achievement or clicks >= 15 use above, otherwise use below
		//for (var c = 15; c--;) { 
		//	setTimeout(function () {
		//		$("#bigCookie").click();
		//	}, 10 * c);
		//}
	},
	season: function seasoner() {
		clearInterval(this.seasonInterval);
		this.seasonInterval = setInterval(function seasonIntervaller() {
			var s = document.getElementById("seasonPopup");
			// Don't click angry grandmas' wrath cookies
			if (s && s.style && !/wrath/.test(s.style.background)) {
				s.click();
			}
		}, 750);
	},
	gold: function golder() {
		clearInterval(this.goldInterval);
		this.goldInterval = setInterval(function goldIntervaller() {
			var g = document.getElementById("goldenCookie");
			// Don't click angry grandmas' wrath cookies
			if (g && g.style && !/wrath/.test(g.style.background)) {
				g.click();
			}
		}, 750);
	},
	buy: function buyer() {
		clearInterval(this.buyInterval);
		this.buyInterval = setInterval(function buyIntervaller() {
			//// Start by trying to buy the most-expensive item
			////TODO: base buying item on delta cps
			//var last = [].slice.call($$(".product.enabled")).reverse()[0];
			//if (last) {
			//	// don't buy more than needed for achievements
			//	var max = /product[01]/.test(last.id) ? 200 : /product2/.test(last.id) ? 128: 100,
			//		owned = $$(".owned", last),
			//		ownedAmount = (owned && owned.length && owned.length > 0) ? parseInt(owned[0].innerText, 10) : 0;
			//
			//	//TODO: if max is hit, check next lowest product
			//	if (ownedAmount < max) {
			//		last.click();
			//	}
			//}
			
			// experimental rate-based buying logic:
			var $$info = $$(".infoContent"),
				$$prices = $$(".product .price"),
				stats = {},
				lowest = {
					cpcps: Number.MAX_VALUE,
					// default to the highest enabled item until 1 of each are bought?
					index: ($$(".product.enabled").length - 1)
				},
        			isChecked = false;

	  		if (!$$info || $$info.length === 0) {
        			$$info = $$(".product");
      			}

			for (var x = $$info.length; x--;) {
				var m = $$info[x].innerHTML.replace(/,/g,"").match(/([\d,]+)\s+(?:\w|\s)(?:.|\n)*producing\s+([\d,]+)\s+cookie/);
			        if ((!m || !m[1]) && Game && Game.ObjectsById && Game.ObjectsById[x] && Game.ObjectsById[x].tooltip) {
			          	m = Game.ObjectsById[x].tooltip().replace(/,/g,"").match(/&bull;\s+([\d,]+)\s+(?:\w|\s)(?:.|\n)*producing\s+\<b\>([\d,]+)\<\/b\>\s+cookie/);
			        }
				if (m && m[1]) {
				        //console.log(m);
				        isChecked = true;
				        
					var total = parseFloat(m[1], 10),
						producing = parseFloat(m[2], 10),
						price = parseFloat($$prices[x].innerHTML.replace(/,/g, ""), 10),
						rate = (producing / total),
						cpcps = (price / rate);
						
					stats[$$info[x].id] = {
						index: x,
						total: total,
						producing: producing,
						rate: rate,
						price: price,
						cpcps: cpcps
					};
					
					if (!lowest || lowest.cpcps > cpcps) {
						lowest = stats[$$info[x].id];
					}
				}
			}

			if ($$(".product") && $$(".product")[lowest.index] && isChecked) {
				$$(".product")[lowest.index].click();
			}
		}, 500);
	},
	upgrade: function upgrader() {
		clearInterval(this.upgradeInterval);
		this.upgradeInterval = setInterval(function upgradeIntervaller(){
			// Then try to buy the most expensive upgrade
			//TODO: base upgrades on cps
			var upgrade = [].slice.call($$(".upgrade.enabled")).reverse()[0];
			// skip #84 & #85: Elder Covenant switches, #182 - #184: Seasonal switches
			if (upgrade && !/Game\.UpgradesById\[(84|85|182|183|184|185|209)\]/g.test("" + upgrade.onclick)) {
				upgrade.click();
			}
			
			// appease grandmatriarchs
			var pact = $$("#upgrade0.enabled[onclick*='[74]']");
			if (pact && pact.length > 0) {
				pact[0].click();
			}
			
		}, 1000);
	},
	start: function starter() {
		this.click();
		this.gold();
		this.season();
		this.buy();
		this.upgrade();
		//TODO: auto-reset after ~200 quadrillion made? 50 hours?
	},
	stop: function stopper(interval) {
		if (interval && this[interval]) {
			clearInterval(this[interval]);
		} else {
			clearInterval(this.clickInterval);
			clearInterval(this.goldInterval);
			clearInterval(this.seasonInterval);
			clearInterval(this.buyInterval);
			clearInterval(this.upgradeInterval);
		}
	}
};

https://gist.github.com/ob-ivan/6800011 -- here's my take. I borrowed some of your code (concerning grandmatriarchs upgrades and wrath cookies), so I thought I'd let you know.

Well, it does act a bit weird, though.

@obi-ivan cool, thanks! Great idea stopping the interval before starting too!