insults.py

    @botcmd(split_args_with=None)
    def insult(self, msg, args):
        """
        Generate an insult.
        """
        verbs = [
            "lazy",
            "stupid",
            "insecure",
            "idiotic",
            "slimey",
            "slutty",
            "smelly",
            "pompous",
            "communist",
            "dicknose",
            "pie-eating",
            "racist",
            "elitist",
            "white trash",
            "drug-loving",
            "butterface",
            "tone-deaf",
            "ugly",
            "creepy"
            ]
        adjectives = [
            "douche",
            "ass ",
            "turd",
            "rectum",
            "butt",
            "cock",
            "shit",
            "crotch",
            "bitch",
            "turd",
            "prick",
            "slut",
            "taint",
            "fuck",
            "dick",
            "boner",
            "shard",
            "nut",
            "sphincter"
            ]
        nouns = [
            "pilot",
            "canoe",
            "captain",
            "pirate",
            "hammer",
            "knob",
            "box",
            "jockey",
            "nazi",
            "waffle",
            "goblin",
            "blossum",
            "biscuit",
            "clown",
            "socket",
            "monster",
            "hound",
            "dragon",
            "balloon"
            ]
        if len(args) > 0:
            disallowed = ['@jmh', 'jmh', '@zeta', 'zeta']
            if args[0] in disallowed:
                insult = "Hey @{}! ".format(str(msg.frm).split("/")[-1])
            else:
                insult = "Hey {}! ".format(args[0])
        else:
            insult = ""
        insult += "You {0} {1} {2}".format(
            random.choice(verbs),
            random.choice(adjectives),
            random.choice(nouns)
            )
        return insult