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I am the bone of my essay. | |
Procrastination is my body, and caffeine is my blood. | |
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines. | |
Unknown to MLA format, nor known to passing grades. | |
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes. | |
Yet those classes will never teach anything. | |
So as I hand in, | |
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I am the bone of my studies | |
Exams are my body, and tears are my blood | |
I have failed many tests | |
Unknown to dean's list, nor known to high GPA | |
Have withstood sleepless nights to cram many papers | |
Yet I shall never pass the semester | |
So as I cry | |
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I am the imouto of my onii-chan | |
flat is my chest and smooth is my skin | |
I have hugged over a thousand onii-chans | |
unknown to purity, nor known to lewdness | |
have withstood pain to wear many pantsu | |
yet these little hips will never move on their own | |
so as I pray, Unlimited Loli Works |
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I am the seed of my torrent | |
Stealing is my body and illegally burning is my blood | |
I have created over a thousand mirrors | |
Unaware of monetary loss, Nor aware of gain | |
Withstood the police to create cups of coffee, waiting for one’s download to finish | |
I have no regrets. This is the cheapest way | |
My whole life was Unlicensed Blade Works |