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dinosw / Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the bone of my essay.txt
Created July 29, 2017 19:51
Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the bone of my essay
I am the bone of my essay.
Procrastination is my body, and caffeine is my blood.
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines.
Unknown to MLA format, nor known to passing grades.
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes.
Yet those classes will never teach anything.
So as I hand in,
UNLIMITED ESSAY WORKS
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dinosw / Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the bone of my studies.txt
Created July 29, 2017 19:48
Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the bone of my studies
I am the bone of my studies
Exams are my body, and tears are my blood
I have failed many tests
Unknown to dean's list, nor known to high GPA
Have withstood sleepless nights to cram many papers
Yet I shall never pass the semester
So as I cry
UNLIMITED FAILURE WORKS!
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dinosw / Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the imouto of my onii-chan.txt
Last active July 29, 2017 19:47
Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the imouto of my onii-chan
I am the imouto of my onii-chan
flat is my chest and smooth is my skin
I have hugged over a thousand onii-chans
unknown to purity, nor known to lewdness
have withstood pain to wear many pantsu
yet these little hips will never move on their own
so as I pray, Unlimited Loli Works
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dinosw / Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the seed of my torrent.txt
Last active July 29, 2017 19:45
Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks - Parodi of Archers Speech - I am the seed of my torrent
I am the seed of my torrent
Stealing is my body and illegally burning is my blood
I have created over a thousand mirrors
Unaware of monetary loss, Nor aware of gain
Withstood the police to create cups of coffee, waiting for one’s download to finish
I have no regrets. This is the cheapest way
My whole life was Unlicensed Blade Works