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Vagrantfile

# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :

# Vagrantfile API/syntax version. Don't touch unless you know what you're doing!
VAGRANTFILE_API_VERSION = "2"

Vagrant.configure(VAGRANTFILE_API_VERSION) do |config|
  # All Vagrant configuration is done here. The most common configuration
  # options are documented and commented below. For a complete reference,
  # please see the online documentation at vagrantup.com.

  # Every Vagrant virtual environment requires a box to build off of.
  config.vm.box = "ubuntu/trusty64"
  config.vm.network "public_network", bridge: 'wlan0'

  config.vm.provider "virtualbox" do |v|
    v.memory = 1024
    v.cpus = 2
  end

$swap = <<SCRIPT
  # Exit on any error (non-zero return code)
  set -e
  # Create swapfile of 2GB with block size 1MB
  /bin/dd if=/dev/zero of=/swapfile bs=1024 count=2097152
  # Create swapfile of 1GB with block size 1MB
  #/bin/dd if=/dev/zero of=/swapfile bs=1024 count=1048576
  # Set up the swap file
  /sbin/mkswap /swapfile
  # Enable swap file immediately
  /sbin/swapon /swapfile
  # Enable swap file on every boot
  /bin/echo '/swapfile swap swap defaults 0 0' >> /etc/fstab
SCRIPT

$bootstrap = <<SCRIPT
  sudo apt-get -qq update
  sudo apt-get -qqy install curl vim git wget
  test -f ~/.vimrc && exit
  mkdir -p ~/.vim/autoload ~/.vim/bundle
  curl -LSso ~/.vim/autoload/pathogen.vim https://tpo.pe/pathogen.vim
  echo "execute pathogen#infect()
  syntax on
  filetype plugin indent on
  Helptags
  set autoindent
  set smartindent
  set expandtab
  set shiftwidth=2
  set softtabstop=2
  set nu
  set background=dark
  " > ~/.vimrc
  cd ~/.vim/bundle
  git clone git://github.com/tpope/vim-rails.git
  git clone git://github.com/tpope/vim-bundler.git
  git clone git://github.com/vim-scripts/dbext.vim.git
SCRIPT

$heroku = <<SCRIPT
  wget -qO- https://toolbelt.heroku.com/install-ubuntu.sh | sh
SCRIPT

$nodejs = <<SCRIPT
  curl -sL https://deb.nodesource.com/setup | sudo bash -
  sudo apt-get install -qqy nodejs libfontconfig
  sudo npm install --silent -g phantomjs
SCRIPT

$docker = <<SCRIPT
  curl -sSL https://get.docker.io/ubuntu/ | sudo sh
SCRIPT

$rails = <<SCRIPT
  echo "gem: --no-document" > ~/.gemrc
  curl -sSL https://get.rvm.io | bash -s stable
  source ~/.rvm/scripts/rvm
  rvm use --install 2.1 --default
  gem install rails cucumber rspec em-proxy --no-document
SCRIPT

$aspnetvnext = <<SCRIPT
  sudo apt-get -y install curl unzip git-core build-essential autoconf libtool gettext libgdiplus libgtk2.0-0 xsltproc
  cd /tmp
  git clone --depth=1 https://github.com/mono/mono
  cd mono
  ./autogen.sh --prefix=/usr --with-mcs-docs=no
  make get-monolite-latest
  make
  sudo make install
  sudo rm -r /tmp/mono
  cd /home/vagrant
  yes | certmgr -ssl -m https://go.microsoft.com https://myget.org https://nuget.org
  mozroots --import --sync --quiet
  curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/aspnet/Home/dev/kvminstall.sh | sh
  bash -c "source /home/vagrant/.kre/kvm/kvm.sh && kvm upgrade; echo KvmUpgradeExitCode=$?"
  ln -s /home/vagrant/.kre/packages/`bash -c "source /home/vagrant/.kre/kvm/kvm.sh && kvm alias default"` /home/vagrant/.kre/packages/default
  export PATH=$PATH:/home/vagrant/.kre/packages/default/bin
  rm -rf /vagrant/work/helloworldvnext
  mkdir -p /vagrant/work
  git clone https://github.com/davidfowl/HelloWorldVNext /vagrant/work/helloworldvnext
  cd /vagrant/work/helloworldvnext
  kpm restore
SCRIPT

  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $swap
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $bootstrap, privileged: false
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $heroku
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $nodejs, privileged: false
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $docker, privileged: false
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $rails, privileged: false
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: $aspnetvnext, privileged: false
end