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TCP joke

  • Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
  • Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
  • OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
  • Okay, I will hear a TCP joke.
  • Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
  • Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
  • Okay, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
  • Okay, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
  • I'm sorry, your connection timed out ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

IP address joke

  • What is your address?
  • 173.168.15.10
  • No, your local address.
  • 127.0.0.2
  • No! I mean, your physical address!
  • 29:01:38:62:31:58

UDP joke 1

  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke.
  • Okay, sending your UDP joke now.
  • I don't get it.
  • I don't care.

UDP joke 2

  • to about UDP? Joke want hear do you
  • ,f'ine Im! thanks

UDP joke 3

  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 2 seconds...
  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 4 seconds...
  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 8 seconds...
  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 16 seconds...
  • Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke.
  • Here's your UDP joke.

ICMP type 0/8 joke

  • Hi, I'd like to hear an ICMP joke.
  • Hi, I'd like to hear an ICMP joke.
  • Wait, what? I'm the one asking to hear an ICMP joke. I don't have an ICMP joke of my own.
  • Wait, what? I'm the one asking to hear an ICMP joke. I don't have an ICMP joke of my own.

BGP joke

  • Bob over there know a BGP joke.

DHCP joke

  • Is there anybody out there who can tell me where to go to tell a DHCP joke?

SYN flood joke

  • Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
  • Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
  • Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
  • Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
  • Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
  • Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
  • Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
  • Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
  • Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
  • Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!

DNS attack joke

  • Knock Knock.
  • Who's There?
  • DOS attack.
  • DOS attack W-
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock Knock

DoS amplification attack joke

  • Hey everyone, Jim would like to hear your joke about DDOS amplification attacks!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
  • Hey Jim here's my joke!
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