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Last active May 15, 2023 02:49
IP Jokes

TCP joke

  • Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
  • Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
  • OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
  • Okay, I will hear a TCP joke.
  • Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
  • Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
  • Okay, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
  • Okay, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
  • I'm sorry, your connection timed out ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?