Frederick Wagner doctaphred

## intensify.sh
#!/bin/bash

# Generate a `:something-intensifies:` Slack emoji, given a reasonable image
# input. I recommend grabbing an emoji from https://emojipedia.org/

set -euo pipefail

# Number of frames of shaking
count=10
# Max pixels to move while shaking

## x509_fingerprint.py
#!/usr/bin/env python3
import sys
from base64 import b64decode
from hashlib import sha1

cert = sys.stdin.read()
lines = cert.splitlines()
assert lines[0] == '-----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----'
assert lines[-1] == '-----END CERTIFICATE-----'
data_lines = lines[1:-1]

## table_sizes.sql
SELECT table_schema,
       TABLE_NAME,
       pg_size_pretty(SIZE) AS SIZE,
       pg_size_pretty(total_size) AS total_size
FROM
  (SELECT table_schema,
          TABLE_NAME,
          pg_relation_size(quote_ident(table_schema) || '.' || quote_ident(TABLE_NAME)) AS SIZE,
          pg_total_relation_size(quote_ident(table_schema) || '.' || quote_ident(TABLE_NAME)) AS total_size
   FROM information_schema.tables

## bulk-upsert-from-csv.sql
-- See https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/sql-copy.html
-- and https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/sql-insert.html

CREATE TEMP TABLE temp_table
(LIKE table INCLUDING DEFAULTS)
ON COMMIT DROP;

COPY temp_table (col1, col2, ...) FROM STDIN WITH CSV;
-- Assumes no header row: add `HEADER` if it has one.

## pubkeys
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAADAQABAAABAQDXAW+z0e/p/EprRzUK5hzVRBgoMQUetUzYQVsmov+rpUDQdTGJVWMy86vCarbpO5s5rSHEnB/qXA9MDu+8nyciG2pIW6oJ2U2ZKC/ORetGEbXYfVJZnd82G9HDzIFztMTKXmqBP0kvlY4NIx1OlHx00WZfDhJ+9IQyvPppFu/NKEQRlT1gPusVf6thgPS7GYNi7JlJLwhS4KrYICYBr8Sq1V5ihw647E7Vm4RqZWKA0DF7u0aJlv/bideD5FAeJch8hJaxFQYjvqJsmr56vw+a/VUDTPk9/0QfyyTwvGP9D7+xKnBWnP5i6QFu+BsmOpAvarTUbETbmnGkyL0CNLM7 frederick@orthanc 2015-11-01
ssh-rsa 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

## turbocache.py
from functools import lru_cache
from types import FunctionType


def cache(func):
    return lru_cache(maxsize=None)(func)


class Vector(tuple):
    # [small brain]

## cap.py
import dill


x = 1


def print_globals(max_value_len=79):
    """
    >>> print_globals(40)  # doctest: +ELLIPSIS
    globals: {

## print-slack-clipboard
#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""
Slack's new WYSIWYG format broke copy/pasting multiline code blocks:
blank lines are omitted when pasting as plain text.

If you can get the HTML contents of the clipboard, this script can
output the expected text, blank lines and all.

The macOS clipboard is complicated, and the built-in `pbpaste` command
won't let you get the contents as HTML. (The `-Prefer` option seems to

## python2-wyd
Some surprising comparison behaviors in Python 2.

You can confirm these behaviors via doctest:

    python2 -m doctest python2-wyd

Careful, though: some of the results change if the filename is more than
13 characters long.


## they_should_have_written_cpython_in_rust_lol.py
"""Example usage:

In [1]: !cat ayy.s
        .text
        .global _start
        .type	_start, @function
_start:
        movq    $10, %rdx

        pushw   $10
	#!/bin/bash

	# Generate a `:something-intensifies:` Slack emoji, given a reasonable image
	# input. I recommend grabbing an emoji from https://emojipedia.org/

	set -euo pipefail

	# Number of frames of shaking
	count=10
	# Max pixels to move while shaking
	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	import sys
	from base64 import b64decode
	from hashlib import sha1

	cert = sys.stdin.read()
	lines = cert.splitlines()
	assert lines[0] == '-----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----'
	assert lines[-1] == '-----END CERTIFICATE-----'
	data_lines = lines[1:-1]
	SELECT table_schema,
	TABLE_NAME,
	pg_size_pretty(SIZE) AS SIZE,
	pg_size_pretty(total_size) AS total_size
	FROM
	(SELECT table_schema,
	TABLE_NAME,
	pg_relation_size(quote_ident(table_schema) \|\| '.' \|\| quote_ident(TABLE_NAME)) AS SIZE,
	pg_total_relation_size(quote_ident(table_schema) \|\| '.' \|\| quote_ident(TABLE_NAME)) AS total_size
	FROM information_schema.tables
	-- See https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/sql-copy.html
	-- and https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/sql-insert.html

	CREATE TEMP TABLE temp_table
	(LIKE table INCLUDING DEFAULTS)
	ON COMMIT DROP;

	COPY temp_table (col1, col2, ...) FROM STDIN WITH CSV;
	-- Assumes no header row: add `HEADER` if it has one.
	from functools import lru_cache
	from types import FunctionType


	def cache(func):
	return lru_cache(maxsize=None)(func)


	class Vector(tuple):
	# [small brain]
	import dill


	x = 1


	def print_globals(max_value_len=79):
	"""
	>>> print_globals(40) # doctest: +ELLIPSIS
	globals: {
	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	"""
	Slack's new WYSIWYG format broke copy/pasting multiline code blocks:
	blank lines are omitted when pasting as plain text.

	If you can get the HTML contents of the clipboard, this script can
	output the expected text, blank lines and all.

	The macOS clipboard is complicated, and the built-in `pbpaste` command
	won't let you get the contents as HTML. (The `-Prefer` option seems to
	Some surprising comparison behaviors in Python 2.

	You can confirm these behaviors via doctest:

	python2 -m doctest python2-wyd

	Careful, though: some of the results change if the filename is more than
	13 characters long.
	"""Example usage:

	In [1]: !cat ayy.s
	.text
	.global _start
	.type _start, @function
	_start:
	movq $10, %rdx

	pushw $10