dolebomo

export default [
  "Reticulating splines...",
  "Generating witty dialog...",
  "Swapping time and space...",
  "Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
  "Tokenizing real life...",
  "Bending the spoon...",
  "Filtering morale...",
  "Don't think of purple hippos...",
  "We need a new fuse...",