wonderland-generator.sh

echo -n 'for(;$a=$argv[1][$i];$i++){foreach([A=>UHULUNUO,E=>LSUJUP,I=>~';
php -r 'print(~"=IG<");';
echo -n ',O=>~';
php -r 'print(~"===CUG");';
echo -n ',e=>~';
php -r 'print(~"1822313:3K4Z7B8?8V99:::H:I:Q;1;2;E;J=P=S?:?>?Z@4AAC@D9DHF1FQG8G:GEGMH1I?IRIYJ>K;MEN4NCOEOHP=QTRDRGRHRLS7S9S=S>SDSET7TNTVTXUBUDV<VDWHWNX<XO");';
echo -n ',a=>~';
php -r 'print(~"2:2D4R7>7A8G:L;F;H<L=2=L=R>C?A?K?U@6@8@K@WALB;BOBSD@DGE>E@EZFOG>HYJ1KEL=O7NOOCPBQ3Q:QMSJSMTGU6UAV7W6WWWXXS");';
echo -n ',i=>~';
php -r 'print(~"191H1N1Z2Z3<3I4T6J7X9H:9:E;V?EE5E6J<LSQSR;RJV6VNWAX8");';
echo -n ',o=>~';
php -r 'print(~"1?242O2Q3>45626F7;:P;=<9<O=5><>J>Q?7?<A?B3B@D7DEE5EWFAFGHSIIIXJMK?KFKJMNNKNPNYO1O=OAOZPPQ7T4UWVWTKTMVZWGWIWUX2X:X;");';
echo -n ',u=>~';
php -r 'print(~"4Y7W8>9B<A>L@7AYDTE4EYF8FZIPRSSZT3WLX4XC");';
echo -n ',ea=>~';
php -r 'print(~"3Q8=<Q=@=FV3W<WP");';
echo -n ',ou=>~';
php -r 'print(~"5;5F6Z8R97<D>6?2A1DIHWL3P>");';
echo -n ',ai=>~';
php -r 'print(~"8I8O9QA9CZHZIE");';
echo -n ',ie=>~';
php -r 'print(~"9RB1EIOW");';
echo -n ',ui=>~';
php -r 'print(~"@3");';
echo -n ',oi=>V9,ua=>~';
php -r 'print(~"@M");';
echo -n ',ei=>CT,oa=>~';
php -r 'print(~"A<D3RUXE");';
echo -n ',oo=>~';
php -r 'print(~"@SAINMP2Q1QJT?");';
echo -n ',ee=>~';
php -r 'print(~"397G7O?YBECHFCLLM<Q9");';
echo -n ']as$c=>$b)for($j=-1;$d=$b[++$j];)if($i==(ord($d)-49)*42+ord($b[++$j])-49)$r.=$c;$r.=$a;}echo preg_replace([~';
php -r 'print(~"/(\\s)(t|s)h(n)?(?= )/i");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(h(?=r)|g|d)(rs|r\\W|t)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/wh(?!a)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/ (w|h|s)(s |d |v)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(\\W)nd/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(th|w(?=t)|m|F)(n|th|r)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/b(o)?t/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/ (a)?nt/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/([^namlie])d(\\W)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(?<= )(t|n)(\\W|s)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(d(?!r|n)|c(?!r)|cr|m|h|w(?!n))(w|n|ss|m|r)/");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/(\\W)s /");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/ (n)?r /");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"/([^iu])ng/");';
echo -n '],[~';
php -r 'print(~"$1$2he$3");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1e$2");';
echo -n ',whe,~';
php -r 'print(~" $1a$2");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1and");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1i$2");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"b$1ut");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~" $1not");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1ed$2");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"i$1$2");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1o$2");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1as ");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~" $1or ");';
echo -n ',~';
php -r 'print(~"$1ing");';
echo -n '],str_replace([lc,bb,dd,~';
php -r 'print(~" f ");';
echo -n ',bfr,~';
php -r 'print(~"fr ");';
echo -n ',vr,nc,bk,ctr,stn,nsd,wll,mk,~';
php -r 'print(~"  ");';
echo -n ',tht,lf,ftr,~';
php -r 'print(~" tm");';
echo -n ',hl,lk],[Alice,abbi,udde,~';
php -r 'print(~" of ");';
echo -n ',before,~';
php -r 'print(~"for ");';
echo -n ',ver,once,book,icture,sation,nside,well,mak,~';
php -r 'print(~" a ");';
echo -n ',that,elf,after,~';
php -r 'print(~" time");';
echo -n ',hole,like],$r));';

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