gistfile1.json

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    "_? There's an app for that",
    "Why can't I sleep at night? _",
    "What's that smell? _",
    "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.",
    "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? _",
    "What's the next Happy Meal (r) toy? _",
    "Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.",
    "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.",
    "During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
    "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.",
    "And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.",
    "What's that sound? _",
    "What ended my last relationship? _",
    "MTV's new reality TV show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.",
    "I drink to forget _.",
    "I'm sorry, I couldn't complete my homework because of _.",
    "What is Batman's guilty pleasure? _",
    "This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _.",
    "What's a girl's best friend? _",
    "TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
    "_. That's how I want to die.",
    "For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.",
    "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.",
    "_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.",
    "What does Dick Cheney prefer? _",
    "I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _.",
    "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.",
    "What's the most emo? _",
    "In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.",
    "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? _ _",
    "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along",
    "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.",
    "_. Betcha can't have just one!",
    "White people like _.",
    "_. High five, bro.",
    "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and Chamber of _.",
    "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.",
    "In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.",
    "War! What is it good for? _",
    "During sex, I like to think about _.",
    "What are my parents hiding from me? _",
    "What will always get you laid? _",
    "When I'm in prison, I'll have _ smuggled in.",
    "What did I bring back from Mexico? _",
    "What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? _",
    "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? _",
    "How am I maintaining my relationship status? _",
    "Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.",
    "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funnelled millions of pesos into research on _.",
    "After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of New Orleans.",
    "Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _.",
    "In his new summer commedy, Rob Schneider is _ trapped in the body of _.",
    "Rumour has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.",
    "But before I kill you Mr. Bond, I must show you _.",
    "What gives me uncontrollable gas? _",
    "What do old people smell like? _",
    "The class field trip was completely ruined by _.",
    "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.",
    "What's my secret power? _",
    "what's there a ton of in heaven? _",
    "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? _",
    "I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.",
    "The US has begun airdropping _ to the children of Afghanistan.",
    "What helps Obama unwind? _",
    "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? _",
    "_: good to the last drop.",
    "Why am I sticky? _",
    "What gets better with age? _",
    "_: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
    "What's the crustiest? _",
    "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? _",
    "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.",
    "Life was difficult for cavemen before _.",
    "Make a haiku. _ _ _",
    "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.",
    "Why do I hurt all over? _",
    "What am I giving up for Lent? _",
    "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.",
    "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.",
    "When I am President of the United States, I will create the department of _.",
    "Lifetime (r) presents _, the story of _.",
    "When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.",
    "When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.",
    "That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.",
    "What's my anti-drug? _",
    "_ + _ = _.",
    "What never fails to liven up the party? _",
    "What's the new fad diet? _",
    "Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage."
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    "Coat hanger abortions",
    "Man meat",
    "Autocannibalism",
    "Vigorous jazz hands",
    "Flightless birds",
    "Pictures of boobs",
    "Doing the right thing",
    "Hunting accidents",
    "A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette",
    "The violation of our most basic human rights",
    "Viagra (r)",
    "Self-loathing",
    "Spectacular abs",
    "An honest cop with nothing left to lose",
    "Abstinence",
    "A balanced breakfast",
    "Mountain Dew Code Red",
    "Concealing a boner",
    "Roofies",
    "Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts",
    "Tweeting",
    "The Big Bang",
    "Amputees",
    "Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
    "Former President George W. Bush",
    "Being marginalized",
    "Smegma",
    "Laying an egg",
    "Cuddling",
    "Aaron Burr",
    "The Pope",
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    "Genital piercings",
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    "Fear itself",
    "Science",
    "Praying the gay away",
    "Same-sex ice dancing",
    "The terrorists",
    "Making sex at here",
    "German dungeon porn",
    "Bingeing and purging",
    "Ethnic cleansing",
    "Cheating in the Special Olympics",
    "Nickelback",
    "Heteronormativity",
    "William Shatner",
    "Making a pouty face",
    "Chainsaws for hands",
    "The placenta",
    "The profoundly handicapped",
    "Tom Cruise",
    "Object permanence",
    "Goblins",
    "An icepick lobotomy",
    "Arnold Schwarzenegger",
    "Hormone injections",
    "A falcon with a cap on its head",
    "Foreskin",
    "Dying",
    "Stunt doubles",
    "The invisible hand",
    "Jew-fros",
    "A really cool hat",
    "Flash flooding",
    "Flavored condoms",
    "Dying of dysyntery",
    "Sexy pillow fights",
    "The Three-Fifths compromise",
    "A sad handjob",
    "Men",
    "Historically black colleges",
    "Sean Penn",
    "Heartwarming orphans",
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    "The clitoris",
    "Vikings",
    "Friends who eat all the snacks",
    "The Underground Railroad",
    "Pretending to care",
    "Raptor attacks",
    "A micropenis",
    "A Gypsy curse",
    "Agriculture",
    "Bling",
    "A clandestine butt scratch",
    "The South",
    "Sniffing glue",
    "Consultants",
    "My humps",
    "Geese",
    "Being a dick to children",
    "Party poopers",
    "Sunshine and rainbows",
    "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
    "Mutually-assured destruction",
    "Heath Ledger",
    "Sexting",
    "An Oedipus complex",
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    "Michael Jackson",
    "Skeletor",
    "Chivalry",
    "Sharing needles",
    "Being rich",
    "Muzzy",
    "Count Chocula",
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    "College",
    "Necrophilia",
    "The Chinese gymnastics team",
    "Global warming",
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    "Uppercuts",
    "Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers",
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    "Letting yourself go",
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    "Dick Cheney",
    "Leaving an awkward voicemail",
    "Yeast",
    "Natural selection",
    "Masturbation",
    "Twinkies (r)",
    "A LAN Party",
    "Opposable thumbs",
    "A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato",
    "Soiling oneself",
    "A sassy black woman",
    "Sperm whales",
    "Teaching a robot to love",
    "Scrubbing under the folds",
    "A drive-by shooting",
    "Whipping it out",
    "Panda sex",
    "Catapults",
    "Will Smith",
    "Toni Morrison's vagina",
    "Five-Dollar Foot-longs (tm)",
    "Land minds",
    "A sea of troubles",
    "A zesty breakfast burrito",
    "Christopher Walken",
    "Friction",
    "Balls",
    "AIDS",
    "The KKK",
    "Figgy pudding",
    "Seppuku",
    "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch",
    "Gandhi",
    "Dave Matthews Band",
    "Preteens",
    "The token minority",
    "Friends with benefits",
    "Re-gifting",
    "Pixelated bukkake",
    "Substitute teachers",
    "Take-backsies",
    "A thermonuclear detonation",
    "The Tempur-Pedic (r) Swedish Sleep System (tm)",
    "Waiting 'til marriage",
    "A tiny horse",
    "A can of whoop-ass",
    "Dental dams",
    "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell",
    "Old-people smell",
    "Genghis Khan",
    "Authentic Mexican cuisine",
    "Oversized lollipops",
    "Garth Brooks",
    "Keanu Reeves",
    "Drinking alone",
    "The American Dream",
    "Taking off your shirt",
    "Giving 110%",
    "Flesh-eating bacteria",
    "Child abuse",
    "A cooler full of organs",
    "A moment of silence",
    "The Rapture",
    "Keeping Christ in Christmas",
    "RoboCop",
    "That one gay Teletubby",
    "Sweet, sweet vengeance",
    "Fancy Feast (r)",
    "Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
    "Being a motherfucking sorcerer",
    "Jewish fraternities",
    "Edible underpants",
    "Poor people",
    "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99",
    "Britney Spears at 55",
    "That thing that electrocutes your abs",
    "The folly of man",
    "Fiery poops",
    "Cards Against Humanity",
    "A murder most foul",
    "Me time",
    "The inevitable heat death of the universe",
    "Nocturnal emissions",
    "Daddy issues",
    "The hardworking Mexican",
    "Natalie Portman",
    "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot",
    "Nipple blades",
    "Assless chaps",
    "Full frontal nudity",
    "Hulk Hogan",
    "Passive-aggression",
    "Ronald Reagan",
    "Vehicular manslaughter",
    "Menstruation",
    "Pulling out",
    "Picking up girls at the abortion clinc",
    "The homosexual agenda",
    "The Holy Bible",
    "World peace",
    "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up",
    "Testicular torsion",
    "The milk man",
    "A time-travel paradox",
    "Hot Pockets (r)",
    "Guys who don't call",
    "Eating the last known bison",
    "Darth Vader",
    "Scalping",
    "Homeless people",
    "The World of Warcraft",
    "Gloryholes",
    "Saxophone solos",
    "Sean Connery",
    "God",
    "Intelligent design",
    "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge",
    "Friendly fire",
    "Keg stands",
    "Eugenics",
    "A good sniff",
    "Lockjaw",
    "A neglected Tamagotchi (tm)",
    "The People's Elbow",
    "Robert Downey, Jr.",
    "The heart of a child",
    "Seduction",
    "Smallpox blankets",
    "Licking things to claim them as your own",
    "A salty surprise",
    "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes",
    "My soul",
    "My sex life",
    "Pterodactyl eggs",
    "Altar boys",
    "Forgetting the Alamo",
    "72 virgins",
    "Raping and pillaging",
    "Pedophiles",
    "Eastern European Turbo-folk music",
    "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis",
    "Pabst Blue Ribbon",
    "Domino's (tm) Oreo (tm) Dessert Pizza",
    "My collection of high-tech sex toys",
    "A middle-aged man on roller skates",
    "The Blood of Christ",
    "Half-assed foreplay",
    "Free samples",
    "Douchebags on their iPhones",
    "Hurricane Katrina",
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    "The glass ceiling",
    "A foul mouth",
    "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears",
    "Getting really high",
    "The deformed",
    "Michelle Obama's arms",
    "Explosions",
    "The Übermensch",
    "Donald Trump",
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    "This answer is postmodern",
    "Crumpets with the Queen",
    "Frolicking",
    "Team-building exercises",
    "Repression",
    "Road head",
    "A bag of magic beans",
    "An asymmetric boob job",
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    "Public ridicule",
    "A mating display",
    "A mime having a stroke",
    "Stephen Hawking talking dirty",
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    "Mouth herpes",
    "Overcompensation",
    "Bill Nye the Science Guy",
    "Bitches",
    "Italians",
    "Have some more kugel",
    "A windmill full of corpses",
    "Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II",
    "Crippling debt",
    "Adderall (tm)",
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    "Passing a kidney stone",
    "Prancing",
    "Leprosy",
    "A brain tumor",
    "Bees?",
    "Puppies!",
    "Cockfights",
    "Kim Jong-Il",
    "Hope",
    "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin",
    "Incest",
    "Grave robbing",
    "Asians who aren't good at math",
    "Alcoholism",
    "(I am doing Kegels right now.)",
    "Justin Bieber",
    "The Jews",
    "Bestiality",
    "Winking at old people",
    "Drum circles",
    "Kids with ass cancer",
    "Loose lips",
    "Auschwitz",
    "Civilian casualties",
    "Inappropriate yodeling",
    "Tangled Slinkys",
    "Being on fire",
    "The Thong Song",
    "A vajazzled vagina",
    "Riding off into the sunset",
    "Exchanging pleasantries",
    "My relationship status",
    "Shaquille O'Neals's acting career",
    "Being fabulous",
    "Lactation",
    "Not reciprocating oral sex",
    "Sobbing into a Hungry-Man (r) Frozen Dinner",
    "My genitals",
    "Date rape",
    "Ring Pops (tm)",
    "GoGurt",
    "Judge Judy",
    "Lumberjack fantasies",
    "The gays",
    "Scientology",
    "Estrogen",
    "Police brutality",
    "Passable transvestites",
    "The Virginia Tech Massacre",
    "Tiger Woods",
    "Dick fingers",
    "Racism",
    "Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards",
    "Surprise sex!",
    "Classist undertones",
    "Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars",
    "New Age music",
    "PCP",
    "A lifetime of sadness",
    "Doin' it in the butt",
    "Swooping",
    "The Hamburglar",
    "Tentacle porn",
    "A hot mess",
    "Too much hair gel",
    "A look-see",
    "Not giving a shit about the Third World",
    "American Gladiators",
    "The Kool-Aid man",
    "Mr Snuffleupagus",
    "Barack Obama",
    "Golden showers",
    "Wiping her butt",
    "Queefing",
    "Getting drunk on mouthwash",
    "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist",
    "A robust mongoloid",
    "Nazis",
    "White privilege",
    "An erection that lasts longer than four hours",
    "A disappointing birthday party",
    "Puberty",
    "Two midgets shitting in a bucket",
    "Wifely duties",
    "The forbidden fruit",
    "Getting so angry that you pop a boner",
    "Sexual tension",
    "Third base",
    "A gassy antelope",
    "Those times when you get sand in your vagina",
    "A Super Soaker (tm) full of cat pee",
    "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)",
    "Racially-biased SAT questions",
    "Porn stars",
    "A fetus",
    "Obesity",
    "When you fart and a little bit comes out",
    "Oompa-Loompas",
    "BATMAN!!!",
    "Black people",
    "Tasteful sideboob",
    "Hot people",
    "Grandma",
    "Copping a feel",
    "The Trail of Tears",
    "Famine",
    "Finger painting",
    "The miracle of childbirth",
    "Goats eating cans",
    "A monkey smoking a cigar",
    "Faith healing",
    "Parting the Red Sea",
    "Dead babies",
    "The Amish",
    "Impotence",
    "Child beauty pageants",
    "Centaurs",
    "AXE Body Spray",
    "Kanye West",
    "Women's suffrage",
    "Children on leashes",
    "Harry Potter erotica",
    "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy",
    "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle",
    "Dwarf tossing",
    "Mathletes",
    "Lunchables (tm)",
    "Women in yogurt commercials",
    "John Wilkes Booth",
    "Powerful thighs",
    "Mr. Clean, right behind you",
    "Multiple stab wounds",
    "Cybernetic enhancements",
    "Serfdom",
    "Another god-damn vampire movie",
    "Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook",
    "A big hoopla about nothing",
    "Peeing a little bit",
    "The Hustle",
    "Ghosts",
    "Bananas in Pajamas",
    "Active listening",
    "Dry heaving",
    "Kamikaze pilots",
    "The Force",
    "Anal beads",
    "The Make-A-Wish (r) Foundation"
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}