Stupidly basic mobile detection =\

mobile.php

<?php
$mobileType = new stdClass();
//Detect special conditions devices
$mobileType->iPod = stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"iPod");
$mobileType->iPhone = stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"iPhone");
$mobileType->iPad = stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"iPad");
if(stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"Android") && stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"mobile")) {
	$mobileType->android = true;
} elseif (stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"Android")){
	$mobileType->android = false;
	$mobileType->androidTablet = true;
} else {
	$mobileType->android = false;
	$mobileType->androidTablet = false;
}
$mobileType->webOS = stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"webOS");
$mobileType->blackBerry = stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"BlackBerry");
$mobileType->rimTablet= stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"RIM Tablet");